"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alle_Gory said:
That only makes it stronger. He's eventually going to find himself banging some guy when he gets sh*tfaced and his inhibitions are down.

I've seen it before. It's inevitable. :D
You silly little faggot, Alle Gory, really? You talking to me now? Dude I don't even know who you're anymore, since Rescue Mission shaked things up for you here, you've been ever so emotional, I don't give a squirt of p!ss if this is what you guys get up to behind closed doors, Trader already layed out the FACTS, you're just replying in stupid threads these days and flaming shyt. Bringing up people on there threads when you have no arguement, you're done. Rule #10 "Don Juans shall not tear down their brothers! (That is what women do. Women tear down fellow women over nothing. We're not gossiping women, are we?)", I'm simply saying that this seems gay, I've had my ex try to do that shyt when I was asleep and during sex and it's Beta-feminism at its best. Yet you come out of the blue, coming with you're recent shaming tactics? WTF? And you're the first chump to tell a newb to read the DJ Bible when you don't even apply it, the way you armchair quaterback yourself on here to shame people, maybe you should post up some LR's or FR'S in that same speed once in a while?

Reply back if you must, but when you do, just remember how Rescue put a hole in you're rep in the Masturbation Thread and me laughing at you getting booked when I read the replies when that thread was made, I kept quiet. Ask yourself, what the fvck are you talking about?

ATTA BOY!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Mad Ghost said:
You silly little faggot, Alle Gory, really? You talking to me now? Dude I don't even know who you're anymore, since Rescue Mission shaked things up for you here, you've been ever so emotional, I don't give a squirt of p!ss if this is what you guys get up to behind closed doors, Trader already layed out the FACTS, you're just replying in stupid threads these days and flaming shyt. Bringing up people on there threads when you have no arguement, you're done. Rule #10 "Don Juans shall not tear down their brothers! (That is what women do. Women tear down fellow women over nothing. We're not gossiping women, are we?)", I'm simply saying that this seems gay, I've had my ex try to do that shyt when I was asleep and during sex and it's Beta-feminism at its best. Yet you come out of the blue, coming with you're recent shaming tactics? WTF? And you're the first chump to tell a newb to read the DJ Bible when you don't even apply it, the way you armchair quaterback yourself on here to shame people, maybe you should post up some LR's or FR'S in that same speed once in a while?

Reply back if you must, but when you do, just remember how Rescue put a hole in you're rep in the Masturbation Thread and me laughing at you getting booked when I read the replies when that thread was made, I kept quiet. Ask yourself, what the fvck are you talking about?

ATTA BOY!
You really are pathetic.
 

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The Mad Ghost said:
Dude I don't even know who you're anymore, since Rescue Mission shaked things up for you here, you've been ever so emotional
Ummmm what? Since when has Rescue Mission shook up anything? I'll le tyou in on a little secret. This site has been the same for YEARS. It's mostly noise with a few voices of reason that come through. It won't change. Rescue Mission hasn't done anything to deserve any credit. He's simply taking the place of the previous village jackass, and then he will be replaced eventually by someone else. It's all very cyclical that's why it always stays the same. You're playing the role of the typical supporter on his jockstrap. Wouldn't be surprised if some of his supporters are secondary accounts.

I don't know what my role is however. It would be nice to know. For some reason (that is a complete mystery to me) people give me reps.

Rule #10 "Don Juans shall not tear down their brothers! (That is what women do. Women tear down fellow women over nothing. We're not gossiping women, are we?)"
I see no such rule nor need to follow any such rule. I live and do things by my own terms with compromises whenever need be. You're no Don Juan, and I'm not striving to be one either. I'm not sure where you got the impression that I was.

I'm curious about your statements that "Dude I don't even know who you're anymore". You registered in March, how is it that you have come to know me so? I'm curious whether you're using a secondary account or maybe you've been banned from the site before and have returned.

maybe you should post up some LR's or FR'S in that same speed once in a while?
Yeah... maybe I should. I'll get around to it.

Keep it up with the gossip.
 

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Open your mind and you'll be able to open your senses. It's unlikely to click with you straight away but when it does it'll be so worth it. That's generally speaking for both men and women, and then speaking for myself. But I think men have a particular erogenous zone, the prostate, up there.
 

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CuriousGirl said:
Open your mind and you'll be able to open your senses. It's unlikely to click with you straight away but when it does it'll be so worth it. That's generally speaking for both men and women, and then speaking for myself. But I think men have a particular erogenous zone, the prostate, up there.
So it's fine for if someone wanna try on you? ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Different strokes for different folks...
... and some people are just fvcked up in the head.

Just one question. She want you to call her daddy?
 

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Tsk, tsk, tsk... Look how things have degenerated. I remember when this thread about putting a finger up the ass had a certain dignity...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Atom Smasher said:
Tsk, tsk, tsk... Look how things have degenerated. I remember when this thread about putting a finger up the ass had a certain dignity...

I will report I haven't lost my dignity :moon:, and don't plan on it either! And NO those plans will NOT change!
 

Ease

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Im sure everyones had a foreign object in their anus at least once.

Come on now...
 

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Ease said:
Im sure everyones had a foreign object in their anus at least once.

Come on now...

Oh?

Actually I will admit, there are those medical devices you put up your ass that flushes water in, and makes you better. As a kid we used to have those, it is... interesting.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had a prostate exam a few months ago - it wasn't so bad. It WAS a relatively attractive female doctor, though.
 

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Almost forgot!

For all you butt nuts out there, after dropping a duece (and hopefully wiping properly) for extra added cleanliness get yourself some Pampers or Huggies Baby Wipes. They're both flushable and give your a$$ that extra baby soft freshness! The mini packs come in great when travelling and or on the road along with an extra roll of toilet paper in case the restroom, truckstop etc. is out. A little tip given to me by a friend of mine! :up:
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Almost forgot!

For all you butt nuts out there, after dropping a duece (and hopefully wiping properly) for extra added cleanliness get yourself some Pampers or Huggies Baby Wipes. They're both flushable and give your a$$ that extra baby soft freshness! The mini packs come in great when travelling and or on the road along with an extra roll of toilet paper in case the restroom, truckstop etc. is out. A little tip given to me by a friend of mine! :up:
And u tought that resurrecting a thread with no replies from a week with this "joke" was a good idea?
 

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It's not a joke. It's a hygene tip. Those cloths are made for babies but you can use them for yourself after wiping. That is all.
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
It's not a joke. It's a hygene tip. Those cloths are made for babies but you can use them for yourself after wiping. That is all.
Sorry my fault,its that im not used to wear those tools so im ignorant about it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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