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Imagine what it would be like to have t!ts. I mean think how vulnerable you'd feel if you had those protruding things. I feel sorry for women, sort of. I love them, but I feel sorry for most of them.
 

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I would use them to get what I want including wearing g string thongs that come out of my pants and belly shirts.
 

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Feel sorry for them? Why? They wield so much power over men with those things sticking off their chests, and they know it.

Don't feel sorry for them.
 

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i was watching tv yesturday, and there was this stripper on, who worked in vagas.....had 3 houses at 20 years old.

I shut the tv off after that and went to sleep.

don't feel sorry for them!!!!
 

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Often times those masses of flesh can be a bit annoying for the ladies but they are a weapon of immense power.

Imagine what it would be like to get almost everything you ever wanted just because you have some heavy things growing on your chest.

BTW Denise Milani
 

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womens bodies are odd. when they are young they are the bomb. but when they get old... yikes.

like a guy at 60 still pretty much looks similar to what he did when he was younger. like if you knew a guy at 20 and then didn't see him again for 40 years, you'd probably still be able to recognize him at 40.

but with women. a woman at 20 looks nothing like she does at 60. its literally like two different people.

oh and btw, most womens breasts look nothing like the breasts you see in magazines and pornos etc.

http://www.boobrater.com/index.php?id=12

this is what typical boobs look like. sloppy, sort of saggy, vieny, etc.

women should be thanking the god's that they invented bras, otherwise they wouldn't get half the attention they do if we their boobs all droopy under their shirts.
 

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That video is hilarious.
 

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joekerr31 said:
womens bodies are odd. when they are young they are the bomb. but when they get old... yikes.

like a guy at 60 still pretty much looks similar to what he did when he was younger. like if you knew a guy at 20 and then didn't see him again for 40 years, you'd probably still be able to recognize him at 40.

but with women. a woman at 20 looks nothing like she does at 60. its literally like two different people.

oh and btw, most womens breasts look nothing like the breasts you see in magazines and pornos etc.

http://www.boobrater.com/index.php?id=12

this is what typical boobs look like. sloppy, sort of saggy, vieny, etc.

women should be thanking the god's that they invented bras, otherwise they wouldn't get half the attention they do if we their boobs all droopy under their shirts.
damn man, thanks for that site :cheer:
 

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Poonani Maker said:
Imagine what it would be like to have t!ts. I mean think how vulnerable you'd feel if you had those protruding things. I feel sorry for women, sort of. I love them, but I feel sorry for most of them.
what? no, really, what?
i'm a woman and i have t!ts, so what?
you are going to feel sorry for me?
hahaha!!
the rest of this board is complaining that women get whatever we want because all we have to do is flash some t!ts or show some t!ts and the world is our oyster, but you are pitying of ..."sort of"

you want to pity a woman for something she has , that you don't, pity a painful period once a month, pity some childbirth pains and pity the craziness of menopause, but don't pity a stacked chest.
 

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Well if he was pitying the severe back pains that some of you women who are particularly well endowed in the breast area get then its understandable Penny. :crackup:
 

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KontrollerX said:
Well if he was pitying the severe back pains that some of you women who are particularly well endowed in the breast area get then its understandable Penny. :crackup:
really, cause i dont even pitty that.
most drs would suggest they get a reduction and most insurance companies will pay, so if they hurt so badly, wouldn't it make sense to get a reduction?
 

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That Denise Milani chick is a little bustier than I'd pefer but other than that her overall look is about as close to a 10 for me as it gets. Props.
 

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btw, there are lots of women who envy the fact that a man has a kawk.

when you think about it, a kawk is a pretty impressive thing. im not being gay here, im just saying, no part of a womans body grows 3-4 times in size when aroused.

but just like us guys don't see whats so amazing about a kawk, women don't see whats so amazing about boobs.

the only reason boobs are amazing is because they are the only sexual organ visable. kawks and p*ssies you can't see, unless you are in speedos / thongs.

but i'll tell you this much, the appearance of a womans vagina can be more important than her boobs. an ugly vagina is a turn off.
 

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boobrater is a fun site! Beats the hell out of hot or not. I'm an ass man there has to be one for that too.
 

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penkitten said:
what? no, really, what?
i'm a woman and i have t!ts, so what?
you are going to feel sorry for me?
hahaha!!
the rest of this board is complaining that women get whatever we want because all we have to do is flash some t!ts or show some t!ts and the world is our oyster, but you are pitying of ..."sort of"

you want to pity a woman for something she has , that you don't, pity a painful period once a month, pity some childbirth pains and pity the craziness of menopause, but don't pity a stacked chest.
A lot of the time I think you're a daffy chick but then once in a while you say something like this and I have to revise my view. Temporarily. Good one. Dammit.
 

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bigjohnson said:
A lot of the time I think you're a daffy chick but then once in a while you say something like this and I have to revise my view. Temporarily. Good one. Dammit.
thank you for the compliment, and if i knew what you meant by daffy chick, i might be thanking you for the insult too...
 

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By "daffy" I believe he means ridiculously foolish and slightly absent minded Penkitten.

LMAO.
 
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