"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've never seen such an unrefined example of beta male behavior as this post I found in an internet search (it was not from SS):

"I'm a Leo man and I've never loved someone as much as I'm in love with my scorpio queen. I would never ever cheat on her, as She means everything to me, and Leo's in love are very loyal. She is very independent and I seek approval from her quite often sometimes and tends to be portrayed as being needy, but for me its the need for affection that I seek in her, and her alone. I tend to fly over the handle bars sometimes which drives her away, but on the same token she can also say or do things that can be hurtful. It works both ways really. To summarize, When its good its amazing/soul connecting. when its bad it sucks for the both of us! But it has never crossed my mind once to cheat on her. All I need is her, and the need to see her smile. Sometimes I just find myself watching her sleep she's absolutely the most beautiful woman I've ever met, and would love to be where she is lost in her dreams :)

James
Orlando FL
32 Years Old"


It would be easier to say what is right about this post. Nothing. Not even the part about being a Leo man. Leo men (or men in general, or Leo's in general) don't act this way. Don't act this way.

Your thoughts?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wait, it gets better, the follow up reply was:

"Wow - James, what you wrote about your scorpio queen brought a tear to my eye. She is very lucky to have you and visa versa.. "

This is the type of SJW coddling we see often. It was probably James replying to his own post from a different account.
 

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ewww!! yucky!!! make it stop! make it stop!

lol:D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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It's not nice to see, but there are worse. If you do FB, look up The Cringe Channel. They basically rip in to special cases found on the internet. I never actually conceived some of the things I have seen there; like, social incompetence borders on mental incapacity.
 

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I mean.... look at this guy. Pretending to be the nice guy, then going spaz when he gets ignored. This is way, way worse.
 

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"I want to just beat the effing sh!t out of these kids just to make them tougher" - My brother. I gotta say, I feel the same way bro....
 

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I always though Astrology belonged to women and not men. Women are the ones who have hopes, dreams, destinies and fate. Men should be realists and deal with real 5hit. You cannot create success by following your horoscope.
I didn't believe in Astrology much until I observed dates for a 30 year span and drew out some charts and then realized that the charts I drew were exactly like the Astrological charts. Two people will react differently depending on their birthdays in relationship to today. It's simpler than they let on. There is sunlight, moonlight, galaxy light and starlight. We can see it, so the energy is there. It affects us. I've made hundreds of predictions "live" with couples I meet out and about. I can tell them when they started dating based on their birthdays. How do you think I get 19-20 year olds to fall for me over months? By accurately predicting things about them months in advance. "You and Bruce will break up in October" I'll say in June. In November she is mine. Personally, I prefer to call it Numerology. Modern Astrology tends to be fluffed up by women trying to appear mystic but they are just plotting points. Being a master means predicting the future.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I mean.... look at this guy. Pretending to be the nice guy, then going spaz when he gets ignored. This is way, way worse.
This tops my OP for sure. The OP more subtly alluded to "going over the handlebars" (sic) and "when its bad it sucks for the both of us" (sic) which I read as "if you don't call me back I will catnap Fluffy".

In MonkeyKing's screenshot he writes "I would hate to do anything to hurt you" (with pliars).
 

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This tops my OP for sure. The OP more subtly alluded to "going over the handlebars" (sic) and "when its bad it sucks for the both of us" (sic) which I read as "if you don't call me back I will catnap Fluffy".

In MonkeyKing's screenshot he writes "I would hate to do anything to hurt you" (with pliars).
Just goes to show how misguided some people are. I would never say these things, even to someone I don't get along with. Ffs, he showed absolutely no patience whatsoever either; the whole diatribe taking a mere 18hours. Can only assume this guy doesn't get laid a whole lot.

And apparently it's guys 'like us' who give men a bad name. When in reality, it's guys like this who are the real problem, clearly.
 
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