Punch Her In The *****y

[Night-hawk]

We all get annoyed and amused with femtardation.

Here is the dialogue that took place between me and 23 year old

Going down on on cute 23 year old virgin

Me: Am I in a 70s porn right now. I didn`t know one inch pubes were in in 2012.

Virgin: Oh, huhh

Me: (spit) are you a virgin.

Virgin: ya

Me: why, you are 23. Are you a big prude.

Virgin: No, I just want to give it to the right guy

Me: how many relationships have you been in.

Virgin: 8. Longest was around 8 months.

Me: And you never had sex in that time. Was your boyfriend a chump. hahaha

Virgin. We did other stuff. How many girls have you been with.

Me: around 50 or so.

Virgin: Really!

Me: Yeah. Well, Im going to get a razon. Can I shave your *****.

Virgin. haha, nooo

Me: k word of advise, trim you *****, guys like smooth *****.

She then commenced blowing me twice

Me: easy with those teeth.

Virgin. Ok (face gets a blast)

Virgin: Do you think I`m pretty.

Me: yes, but kinda a prude.

Virgin: I can do nasty stuff.

Me: heh

Afterwards

Virgin: So are you gonna get my number.

Me: Here, take mine.

Virgin: K heres mine.

Me: ok

Virgin: is this real.

Me: yep.

and thats the end of that.

Anyway, nothing wrong with giving a girl a little slap, or punch in the *****. Be that verbally, metaphorically, or physically...some need it, or they wont learn, and hey, you are helping your fellow males.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI

:rockon:

 

[Wilko]

I have to agree with you. Straight up. No ifs or buts.

During my last LTR, my gf would routinely get lazy and complacent in bed. Stuff that was on offer before we became exclusive would just randomly disappear off the menu. The ONLY approach that worked to turn that siutuation around was to say "L, you're being a sh!tty girlfriend, and you're not pulling your weight in bed".

Oh, it wounded her a little to hear it I'm sure, but guess what, she would lift her game for a week or two. The best sex I ever had with her was after I broke it off with her - she rediscovers her libido all of a sudden. I will always remember this classic, "Can I drop by tonight? I want you to cvm in my ass". Rest assured, I did.

The point is though, when you get that kind of feedback, what else can you conclude about the way you ought to treat women?