"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Pulling Your Uber Driver?

simongtown

Banned
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Messages
42
Reaction score
19
The last few rides, my uber drivers have been pretty flirty.

This last one was downright hot. I think. It was pretty dark in there. This is the first use driver I've had under 30. She was really flirty, girly, fun, which caught me by surprise. She was giggling like crazy. I chickened out going for the number. I uber often enough and have seen the same driver before several times so it's not impossible I'd see her again, but she was a little honey.

This one kinda feels like a missed opportunity. Then again, I'm glad I didn't throw up in her car which might have ruined things. I'm usually not a heavy driver but I went to a bachelor party and with an open tab I drank far more than I should have.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Top