"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pulled out a condom and she says.....

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i was sayin watsup to one of my friends at lunch today and he usually gets me flavored condoms, so i pulled out a condom that i wanted him to get me. He was talkin to some cute girl. So she sees the condom and says ooo that ones okay, the best ones are the durex, ultra sensitive whateverrr. Im like yeaaaaaaaaaa. damnnnn i would do this girlll.

what u guys think? should i tell my friend to hook us up and just tell her straight up that i want to f*ck?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Smooth as Anything

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:rolleyes: What the ****?

Happy post 900!
 

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Shoulda asked for a demonstration of one of her faves :D
 

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what's the point of this thread? I think you are stupid.

"Nature never deceives us, it is us that deceive ourselves" - Unknown.

You think because she commented on a condom that she wants to fvck you? Dude! wake the fvck up! She gave you a pointer, use it on your girl. See what she likes. But dude, wisen up.
I find it sad that you even relate that comment to wanting to bang her. You need counseling.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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weoooooow how old are you likretsam?? where you from?
when you in brooklyn *****es dont just comment to try to give u pointers, they trying to flirt, thats how they play. I dont know where your from but over here girls aint all that experienced either, they all just act like they are.

"Nature never deceives us, it is us that deceive ourselves" - Unknown.

i agree with that.
So maybe your self esteem is so low that you dont believe any girl would possibly wanna flirt with you or fvck you.

I know what im capable of and i'll admit it, this post was kinda dumb, i was tryin to delete it but i didnt know how. There is no real point to this thread.

Yo maybe if u believe in yourself more, you might get more b!t#hes. All i gotta do is look around me and look at all these ugly people who i definitely look better then and definitely have more game then, that are gettin these girls.

why so much anger?

im guessin you got alot of girl problems.
U might try to say the same thing about me but if u check my recent threads(2 months), there are none about needing help getting girls.
 

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my friends buying me condoms cause he know works at a place that sells the flavored ones and he got them for me before, so i just tell him to hook me up.
 
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