"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jonwon

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Ok I was sat on a Bus yesterday.

Bus stops at a busy Stop.

Sat on the Bench (bus Stops have benches, for all you car drivers).

I see a blonde girl with a built good looking guy (clearly BF and GF).

So this blonde girl is kissing the guy, but she is teasing him - I.e
She is moving away from him every time he tries to kiss her.
(You know he leans forward, she leans back)

So I'm observing to see what this guy does.

He leans in further, with a hurt look on his face - leans in more, he leans in so much he almost falls of the bench, he has a smile on his face the whole time, but not the sort of smile that says this is fun, but the sort of chump smile to not offend, whilst he keeps pushing for that kiss and she moving away. Bus stop was packed, this was on a busy town street, the girl was clealy toying with him.

The girl 'rewards' him with a peck.

Bus is still waiting at the stop.

I observe further.

The girl is now looking into space, with a sort of disappointed look on her face.

I look at the guy, he has a face like a deer caught in the headlights - looks a little peed off - looks confused, he clearly can’t understand what just happened and why he feels a little like shi*

I could see the whole interaction play out in the space of 5 minutes.

You could see the girls attraction fall like a lead balloon has the hot guy 'screamed' desperation.

Now alternatively, I do the above with girls - and they seem to love it.

But it never seems to work the same when a girl does it to a guy and he lets her!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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piranha45

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how long did it take you to reach your destination, and how much is bus fare where you live?
 
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ThunderMaverick

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The bus thing has me interested also. How many bus lines are there where you live? Are there a lot? Does your city bus also overlap to other counties?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Desert Fox

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Yo which bus stop was this? That's the most important part of this post bro
 

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Do buses run on natural gas or are they hybrid where you live? Its very important that you support Green transportation.

Or were you waiting for a short yellow bus?
 

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Hilarious!

I live in L.A. and I take the bus/train to work about 3 or 4 days a week out of choice. Just like the general population, there are some hot chicks and some repulsive chicks.

Thing about hot chicks on the bus: most of them are hoodrats or 15 years old (or both). Nevertheless, it's all good!
 
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