Pu55y Smells..

[slickaz]

Ok i was with this chic last night.
first time banging her.
all was good...
then i bent her over and OH MY GAAWWWSSSHHHH!!!!

the smell!!! i wasnt sure if it was her A55hole or her pu$$y but wow!
that smell just punched me in the face...twice..

i just had to turn her back over.

i mean she was BANGING, 8.7 body face and tits..

but what is with that?
how do you stop the smell?
anyone else felt this?

 

[amoka]

I can relate.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Slick,
Sympathise with you,it is a regular thing,I have never had the courage to say anything but it certainly limits the bedroom repertoire.....In A Bird who was the, worst example of this,I think it was just slack hygiene generally as she never washed her hands ever,perhaps some bacteria just thrive and breed......Believe me slick it will be one of the key factors when you break off with her.

 

[slickaz]

no i mean seriously, dude i wanna tap into that again..most certainly.
and the view from behind is amazing, perfect skin and all that.

but i mean the smell is just...i was amazed such a potent mix could come from something so beautiful..i mean it was like something died in there.

only when i bent her over, i didnt go down on her, which im happy i didnt!
coz i think id need CPR and every other medical trick to be revived.

im going to tell her to take a shower this time, coz FVK dat!
i literally only stayed on her back for 2 minutes, and most of it i had my one hand waving frantically over her ass and the other clippin my nose...Geeeez!!

 

[jophil28]

im going to tell her to take a shower this time, coz FVK dat!

!!

Tell her that you love the smell of talcum powder on a woman's body. Take her hand and lead her into the shower and soap her up all over. Then dry her off and tip some J&J baby powder on her and rub her all over.
Never fails !

 

[horaholic]

Next time, take a shower together first. That, plus no pubes, is usually ok for anything. It also depends on they eat. Try to get her to drink a shytload of fruit juices several hours before you bang her. (smoothie shop date?)

Personnally, I love showering together anyway, if its feasable.

 

[R19]

baby wipes

 

[squirrels]

Any woman worth a sh*t ought to excuse herself to "freshen up" before letting you down there. You ever wonder why most of them always want to use your bathroom? They don't all have obscenely small bladders.

Was this a random club thing?

 

[STR8UP]

Could be a yeast infection. She may not even realize she has it.

If she has generally good hygiene there's something else going on. Too bad...touchy subject....

 

[slickaz]

lol..i was worried you'd say Yeast infection!

would that affect me by any chance?

No this was not a club thing, ive ben spinning her for a couple weeks now.
2nd date is when we J.Holiday'd.

She seemed very clean and all at first, but i went to pick her up at her apartment for our second date and unexpectedly for her, i had to go in because 'she wasnt ready yet'. and the insides of her apartment was insane. clothes everywhere etc. typical 22 yr old woman.

She smelt good man! with her perfume n sh!t.
then the clothes came off, even then no hint.
then the moanin, still no fragrance.
then i bent her over..and i was disturbed!

 

[speakeasy]

A girl with good hygiene shouldn't be smelling like that. Even the cleanest girl will smell just a little musky if you got your face buried in it and she didn't hop out the shower 5 minutes ago, but that's natural. If it's a fowl smell, something is seriously awry. If you can smell, so can she. If she hasn't done anything about odor I don't know of any polite way to bring it up. Just move on to a girl with better hygiene.

 

[picard]

she has poor hygiene for sure. She need to take a shower with plenty of soap.

 

[ready123]

I hooked up with a girl a few years back who had no smell and whose pvssy literally tasted like water

how rare is that

 

[speakeasy]

I hooked up with a girl a few years back who had no smell and whose pvssy literally tasted like water

how rare is that

That's kind of boring. I like just a little bit of female smell just to make thing interesting, but not stank per se.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I remember rubbing this one girl's pvssy through her pants while making out. We had fvcked before, but this time she was mad about something and we did not. I never put my hand in her pants...but I could smell her pvssy on my hand very strongly. The smell must have rubbed off through her clothes. It was actually not bad...metallic...like a jar of pennies

 

[Eaglecreek]

Sticky this post please, I haven't laughed this much in days

xD

 

[DJDamage]

She seemed very clean and all at first, but i went to pick her up at her apartment for our second date and unexpectedly for her, i had to go in because 'she wasnt ready yet'. and the insides of her apartment was insane. clothes everywhere etc. typical 22 yr old woman.

Check her medicine cabinet next time you are there.

 

[slickaz]

im scared to check...

im procrastinating man! like her body is SO HOTT and her head game is like she graduated ivy league...but her tang smells like 30 yr old food scraps.

WTF do i DO!

 

[piranha45]

take her in the shower with you, soap your fingers up and give her some orgasms while u clean her out.

 

[Credos]

take her in the shower with you, soap your fingers up and give her some orgasms while u clean her out.

Tw@t, there is a reason vaginal soap excists... Its because regular soap damages it, by doing this you can give her an STD. Don't listen to this sh*t advice