"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Psycho Bdp making my life hell

Solomon

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Quick overview on this lame situation

1. Met a chick online, she said she had her tubes tied (31), smashed it the first night(w/ rubber of course), she wanted ltr, I didn't
2. She would flake out on me every now and then, but we still would hook up
3. I decided to dead the FB relationship, two days later, she says her period is late, and that she is going to a doctor
4. "supposedly" she is prego, I asked her about her tubes being tied, she reniged and said she lied, I always wore protection
5. I asks to see the "results" she says I can't till later that week. She refuses to pick up my phone calls, this is all text
6. she text me asking me when to come over, I dont respond
7. SHe calls me a week later, wondering why I haven't tried talking to her, I said I refuse to go on a serious matter like this back and forth thru text, she said she is going to the bar to hang with friends and "drink water" :confused:
8. She keeps texting but won't return my calls or pick up when I call her.

Thoughts?

I think she is being fishy about this, however I need to results to be sure, and if she is prego, then I want a paternity test, but I still don't get why she would renig on her tubes being tied, I used rubbers all the time, and I find it very odd she won't talk to me on the phone about this.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJDamage

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Her story was fishy from the get go, this woman is fvcked in the head.

No 31 year old woman, who isn't married or had kids would go out of her way to have her tubes tied.

It is highly unlikely that she is pregnant or even pregnant with your child, given the fact that you wore a condom and it was never ripped. She might be making this sh1t up to get back at you.

However if she is a psycho, you got to ask yourself one question: How did you dispose of the condoms filled sperm after your took it off??!! because some crazy women have been known to either prick the condom with a needle prior to their men wearing them, or empty the content of the condom into their vagina's after their men ejaculated.
 

Solomon

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DJDamage said:
Her story was fishy from the get go, this woman is fvcked in the head.

No 31 year old woman, who isn't married or had kids would go out of her way to have her tubes tied.

It is highly unlikely that she is pregnant or even pregnant with your child, given the fact that you wore a condom and it was never ripped. She might be making this sh1t up to get back at you.

However if she is a psycho, you got to ask yourself one question: How did you dispose of the condoms filled sperm after your took it off??!! because some crazy women have been known to either prick the condom with a needle prior to their men wearing them, or empty the content of the condom into their vagina's after their men ejaculated.

she actually has 3 kids already from a previous marriage :(

p.s. I can attest for 2 out of the 3 condoms, but not one cause i threw it in the trash, instead of flushing it down the toilet.....
 

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You should do what Leykis says after getting done using a condom and that is pour tobassco sauce in it and then place it in the garbage.

Any chick that tries to fish it out of the garbage and self impregnate herself with a tobassco sauce loaded condom will never do that sh!t again unless she's a complete fvckin moron.

She should learn her fvckin lesson after that.
 
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