"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Psychedelic Trance

MagnuM

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BAH! To hell with Infected Mushroom! They've destroyed there once brilliant sound. Ever since they relocated from Israel to LA, they've completely changed their once unique style.

It's really ****ty, just trust me. It has to much of a pop vibe to it. Plus it stinks!

Their first three albums are the best. Especially their first, "The Gathering."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pop some E's with her, slap in some psy trance and watch her change her mind ;)
 

MagnuM

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heh. you know it.

I'm not really keen on X.

But 2c-b on the other hand...well that I might give a shot!!
 

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MagnuM said:
I am very passionate about psytrance. More than anyone I know. The classics : Xerox, Simon Posford, Sandman, Raja Ram, Infected Mushroom, Eat Static, and many more.
I always thought of Simon Posford (one of my personal heros) as Psy-dub. Isn't trance essentially (boom-ps-boom-ps) techno with psychedelic sounds?

How many names has he had? Hallucinogen, Sphongle, Celtic Cross, Younger Brother? Just fvcking pick one!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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