"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't tell anyone............but I'm gonna go down on you.........and you're gonna love it....
But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...........
Then I'm gonna come back up again and fcuk you big time.......

Lots of love,
Petrol prices xx

I sent this text out today to a few girls in my phonebook, it went down rather well with 'em. It's ****y and funny, and gets them thinking about sex with you too, so give it a go, post your results here.

It's my first post btw, I have been lurking here for the last 6 months and I think this site is absolute quality.

I'm in the UK and it's 2 in the morn here at the mo, so I've got to get my head down.

Take it easy fella's and remember ever forwards, never backwards.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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if shenot attracted and you juust met and got a number here in us, its sexual harrasment.
other than that its sounds awesome text to use after you met a girl w her friends at a bar or club and send her text same night , later meet up and fvck her silly ass!

search and read my other posts!!!
 
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If you get drunk and set up more than one booty call, make sure they're not all at your place. Nothing more awkward than having two different chicks - who don't know each other - both show up. Mistake I made in college...
 
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