Its because Xbox 360 has a big lead in the gaming wars right now, cuz thier release is like next week, thats why theyre gonna do well. Im not even sure if the Ps3 or the Revolution have a release date yet but theyre coming out a few months later then the 360. But I hope PS 3 or Revolution hit 1st or 2nd, I never liked the Xbox.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PS3, XBox 360 or Nintendo Revolution
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
"Have you heard of Xenogears, M.F.? I would arguably say that I will never play a better RPG in my life. To this day, if anybody mentions a good RPG, I'll always recommend this one in return. It's for the PS1 (made by Squaresoft-"Enix") and it's real storyline driven. "
I have, but I have not gotten around to purchasing it yet. Right now my copy of Fire Emblem is floating around my truck somewhere, but I'm going to find and beat it one of these days.
As a side note, if you own Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, beat it before you play Fire Emblem. FE completely ruined FFTA for me due to the vast difficulty level difference, and now FFTA just seems stupidly easy. Alternatively, if you have trouble with strategy RPGs and FFTA seemed tough, FE will make you want to kill yourself.
I have, but I have not gotten around to purchasing it yet. Right now my copy of Fire Emblem is floating around my truck somewhere, but I'm going to find and beat it one of these days.
As a side note, if you own Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, beat it before you play Fire Emblem. FE completely ruined FFTA for me due to the vast difficulty level difference, and now FFTA just seems stupidly easy. Alternatively, if you have trouble with strategy RPGs and FFTA seemed tough, FE will make you want to kill yourself.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
In the console wars that's not always a good thing.Originally posted by HateOnMe
Its because Xbox 360 has a big lead in the gaming wars right now, cuz thier release is like next week, thats why theyre gonna do well.
Sega CD v.s. Playstation - Sega CD comes out first. It's a complete failure.
N64 v.s. Dreamcast v.s. Playstation 2 - Dreamcast comes out first. The company folds and limits itself to only making video games.
Gamecube v.s. XBox - Gamecube comes out first. Fails.
True. Though with the Christmas rush, it'll be interesting to see how big of a lead they get and if they attract more people, or if people return the XBox for a different system.Originally posted by thederekeffect1
In the console wars that's not always a good thing.
Sega CD v.s. Playstation - Sega CD comes out first. It's a complete failure.
N64 v.s. Dreamcast v.s. Playstation 2 - Dreamcast comes out first. The company folds and limits itself to only making video games.
Gamecube v.s. XBox - Gamecube comes out first. Fails.
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Master Don Juan
Sony has earned my eternal contempt for their whole root kit fiasco, so I'll pass on the PS3.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
Actually, GC came out 3 days after the Xbox.Originally posted by thederekeffect1
In the console wars that's not always a good thing.
Sega CD v.s. Playstation - Sega CD comes out first. It's a complete failure.
N64 v.s. Dreamcast v.s. Playstation 2 - Dreamcast comes out first. The company folds and limits itself to only making video games.
Gamecube v.s. XBox - Gamecube comes out first. Fails.
mroriginal
Banned
XBOX 360