Some of them I even made up myself:
He who hesitates is lost.
Chastity is the most unnatural sexual perversion.
Be faithful to one girl, and you're unfaithful to the rest.
A dyck in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Remorse (along with it's unmannered sister Guilt) is a damn fake. If you heard a voice in your head commanding you not to drink water, you'd feel bad about disobeying the order, even though it makes no sense.
Having confidence and pretending confidence are the same thing.
None but the brave deserve the fair.
Infatuation is the mistaken belief that one girl is different from another.
Sometimes, you have to pretend... to succeed.
He who hesitates is lost.
Chastity is the most unnatural sexual perversion.
Be faithful to one girl, and you're unfaithful to the rest.
A dyck in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Remorse (along with it's unmannered sister Guilt) is a damn fake. If you heard a voice in your head commanding you not to drink water, you'd feel bad about disobeying the order, even though it makes no sense.
Having confidence and pretending confidence are the same thing.
None but the brave deserve the fair.
Infatuation is the mistaken belief that one girl is different from another.
Sometimes, you have to pretend... to succeed.
