"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Protein shakes without powder?

ryannath

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I take protein shakes, but it gets old after awhile blending shakes. Are there any protein drinks on the market that are already mixed where someone doesn't have to mix the powder?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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TyTe`EyEs

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That is just fvcking lazy, bro. Go buy a shaker bottle. It takes all of like 20 seconds to make a shake...
 

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I want you to re-read the name you gave this topic and realise how stupid you made yourself sound.
 

shaunuk

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I take protein shakes, but it gets old after awhile blending shakes. Are there any protein drinks on the market that are already mixed where someone doesn't have to mix the powder?
Well, actually, there is. In our gym the boss stocks the fridge with drinks, and he buys 2 kinds: a general post-workout recovery drink, which has 50g of protein and 75g of carbs, and then a drink which is mostly protein, but does have some carbs in as well.

You should find such drinks on the internet...BUT, why bother? I never asked the gym boss or anyone else, but I doubt pre-made protein shakes are very cheap. It's probably more economical to just buy whey and mix up your own.

You don't need a blender, btw. As TyTe`EyEs said, get a shaker bottle. I have a Met-Rx shaker bottle which you put your protein and liquid into, put the lid on, then shake it up a bit. It works absolutely fine. It's one of these:

http://www.muscle-shop.co.uk/product/asp/ProdID/203073/CtgID/203072/af/page.htm

cheers,
-shaun
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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