"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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protein diet causing me gas problems

HighLowJack

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You know, when I take anything with dairy in it I get gas. Iv been drinking and eating stuff mixed with the whey powered lately, and I have bad stinky gas. I cant even stand my self. Im blaming it on the whey.
 

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She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

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Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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drixsa

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
drixsa - what the hell do you want from me?

A graph with protein intake as a control variable and fart volumes as dependent? With the statistical analysis and deviations?

Be realistic. I did a GI course and it's the advice I can give.
sorry but i dont just trust your "word" if you cannot back it up with facts, espically since i have not heard too much on the topic, then you should not be endorsing it to others
 

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HighLow, you may hae a point.

When I mixed my Myoplex with milk, I got gas.

I get no gas when I mix Designer Protien with fruit juice or water...

I might try to mix the Myoplex with water and see what happens.
 

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Originally posted by drixsa
sorry but i dont just trust your "word" if you cannot back it up with facts
Ok, but I didn't see you quoting studies either.

I could back it up, but I don't care that much about you or hb's farting problems to prove myself on the net.

espically since i have not heard too much on the topic, then you should not be endorsing it to others [/B]
Ahem :D

I think you tried to say something different.

Peace man
 
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