"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Proposal to all those tired of "She looked at me, does she like me" threads

donjuan87

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I have a proposal to those who moderate this fine site:

Please erase immediately all threads that are somewhere along the lines of "she looked my way in class today, is she hot for me?"

I, and many others on this great site, are getting tired of all the newbie posts asking stupid questions. Someone (I forget who) said it seems like this board is suffering from an invasion of AFCs.
IT IS TRUE!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this site for fine-tuning your game, not asking stupid AFC questions?

It seems like alot of the great members posting great stuff are jumping ship because this board is being swamped by AFCs. Honestly, I don't want to lose all the fine members who do so much to help us fledgling DJs to improve our game.

Frankly, if the AFC invasion isn't stopped, it will possibly kill this site. :( I think I am speaking for many of the members when I voice my concerns for the future of this powerful tool for DJs.

I know my game has improved leaps and bounds since finding this great website less than a month ago.

Please, stem the tide of the AFC post invasion.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Centaurion

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Only Diablo activly moderates this site, the rest of moderaters are busy circle-jerking eachother in the mod section.

Unfortunatly it's not enough.
 

JonJack

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I believe it is going to be quite difficult to follow through with what you're proposing.

Firstly, a lot of those people who post the AFCish threads will be pretty pissed that their attempt at seeking advice are thrown out in an instant.

It really can't get any clearer than having a sticky with 'reading the DJ Bible' being the first thing that new people to this board should do.

Of course the moderators could choose to delete those threads that are totally clueless. But that'll depend on how strict they want to be.

Personally, I just read those AFCish posts and either point out that it's flawed to ask such pointless questions or I just don't respond whatsoever. It's not like I lose brain cells reading them so it's no real loss to me.
 

Duamutef

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Donjuan87... just let natural selection do its job. If the post is useless, it will naturally slip down in no time, leaving the important discussions like ''Brad Pitt is so hot OMG'' and ''I'll do 100'000 approaches, please compliment me, I've got no life'' get their place on top.

We could call it 'Discussion Forum Darwinism'...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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