Proof any verbal communication will work

[everywomanshero]

Just to prove to a friend that damn near anything said to enough chicks will get you in the house, I used the following line on around 10 women, "Do you like cheerios". I've seen various people openers based off this but I used just that stupid line. ABout half of the women talked to me. Next time you hear some loser say he doesn't know what to say, tell him to use the freakin cheerios line. 50% success.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Are you 4real? If you do say that what do they say and how do you venture out of the cheerios convo into another one?

 

[everywomanshero]

Laughter

Most of them seem caught offguard and start laughing .. followed by huh or what and a blank stare. I wouldn't actually recommend this as a technique mind you. I just wanted to show some guys that were being fussy that you don't always need something clever to say.

If you don't transition pretty fast, they are just going to regain composure and blow you off. I didn't try to close or anything, I just wanted to see if they would respond to something that stupid. I did have one woman give me a really disgusted face and walk off. lol. That was the best part.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

ok man, whatever works for you :crackup:

 

[NorPacWolf]

Grocery Store PickUp

Here's a tip. Go to a local grocery store where hotties congregate (lunch time say from 1-2 PM is an excellent time). Find a HB7 or above. Pick up the item she just put into her cart. Ask her: 'is grocery item x any good?' Why, you say?

1. it's an opinion opener as opposed to a yes/no question, so it gets her talking.
2. it's relevant to the situation.
3. it gets her automatically onto the 'yes' ladder (see The Game for the reference).

Ad lib from there: school, work, gym, try to find something in common. Don't tell her to give you her number. Tell her you enjoyed talking with her. Ask how you can get into contact with her again. This way, she will volunteer the information, instead of feeling coerced into giving it out. Try this routine BEFORE you get into the checkout line with the HB btw. The checkout clerk WILL cut you short (hey, it's their job). Good luck.

NorPacWolf

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Most of the chicks in the gorcery stores I go to are HB1's and 2's maybe a couple 5's thats it :woo:

 

[IM0001]

haha

My cousin was in a slump when we were in a mall a while back. While we where there we saw this ohhh HB8.5 in the loution, facial cream, ect section. He wanted to soo walk over and talk to her but blew the 3 sec ruel and psyched hiimself out. I was real tired that day and couldnt think of anything to work well as an ice breaker. (i coulda dragged him over and asked if they had anything for my cousins face or somethin) but that chereos line would have at least broight a laugh.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Guy: Excuse me, but do you like cherrios?
Girl: Oh ya theyre pretty good
Guy: Cool, me too
Girl: Good for you

Funny stuff.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

dude that is gold

I had this idea, but I couldn't believe it could be as simple as you described it

Tonight's post are miraculous, this one is purely marvelous, thank you very much.

The only thing is, "where's the proof?"

 

[So pimp its scary]

Finally, more and more people are starting to accept that the words that you use have little to no impact on whether or not a girl will respond to you.

 

[DjDreamer]

Guy: Do you like cheerios?
Girl: Yes.

*girl has a perplex look on her face*

Guy: Good. Just wanted to know what to prepare you for breakfast in the morning after we've done making love...

*drum kick*

 

[GropeDope]

I like where your head's at

 

[BobbyJ]

Fun ideas to use at a grocery store around girls:


Scenario: You notice a girl looking down each aisle.

Me: Ice Cream is on Aisle 5.

And she'll respond with either a "Huh?" or a chuckle if she gets that you're joking. If she says "Huh," just tell her that she looks lost and take it from there.



Scenario: If you're standing in line and the girl next to you girl has ice cream in her cart, just give her a neg about watching gaining weight. Do not do it to fat girls, do it to girls who look to be in pretty decent shape. I saw this girl who was in running shorts standing in line holding a tub of ice cream, and I said "Do you run so you can eat ice cream or are you eating ice cream because you ran today?"


And if you're standing in line and the girl next to you does NOT have ice cream, just ask, "Where's the ice cream?" And she'll either respond, "I already have some at home," or something about watching her weight or diet.

If she says she already has some at home, just say, "I barely even know you and you're already inviting me to your house for ice cream. I like ice cream, but I'm not that easy. Tell me something about yourself that would make me want to get to know you better."

And if it's the diet or weight response, tell her "It's about time you did something about your diet." And again, do it to girls who look like they're in good shape.

And if for some reason you have a hard time making conversation after that opener, ask her what her favorite ice cream is. If it's some obscure flavor, make fun of her for having weird taste. You can also go in a pseudo-cold reading by saying, "You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite ice cream." And tell her about her by her ice cream. And depending on how long the line is, you can mention palm reading and hand writing analysis as well.

Just some ideas. I haven't had a chance to use them all, but they seem pretty sound (neg, cold reading, playful banter), and ice cream is a fun topic to discuss with girls because most girls like ice cream.

BobbyJ

 

[CHOCOLATE(COLA)]

its fear of the self, because there is really nothing to fear.
Society makes us fear success, check out the get a good education, get a job and you will be happy.

 

[Tyron]

it's not about words, they are only 7% of your communication after all. It's how you say it. Im sure "cheerios"-line will work for some of you, and wont for others, and this goes for every line.

And there are a lot of good replies to get discussion to other topics, if you cant think of any it doesnt mean there arent any.

me: "do you like cheerios?"
she: "uhm, sure"
me: "Do you always answer stupid questions from unknown guys? You need to tighten your game, seriously"