"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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So the infamous prom is tonight and I'm missing out. I had such high aspirations of going this year. I feel like a little boy who was deceived about going to the ice cream parlor. The anticipation, the dreams of tonight, the thought of me being at that ice cream parlor, only to be left with the memory's past scent and taste of strawberry or chocolate ice cream in my mouth knowing that my desire was almost a reality......
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJ Hawtness

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
So the infamous prom is tonight and I'm missing out. I had such high aspirations of going this year. I feel like a little boy who was deceived about going to the ice cream parlor. The anticipation, the dreams of tonight, the thought of me being at that ice cream parlor, only to be left with the memory's past scent and taste of strawberry or chocolate ice cream in my mouth knowing that my desire was almost a reality......
Dude, get over it, I didn't go to junior prom either.

There is always next year.
 
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Originally posted by snareknight08
If I may ask and not come across as an a**hole... what are you wanting in response to this post?
I'm wanting someone to give me a reason to tell them **** YOU and you give me good reason to tell you: **** YOU! and because you're so curious I'll add an extra I THINK YOU'RE JEWISH while I'm at it:)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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would it be wrong of me to laugh?
 

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You should have gone anyway and scavenged the girls who were not taken and gone with friends. Going "stag" can either make you look like a pimp or a loser.
 
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