Project: BANG BANG BANG!!!!

[DevanE]

Obviously the title should give you an idea of what this thread's purpose is.

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A lot of girls have been eye-balling me hard-core in 1 of my classes but only 1 of them looks good so after not really getting an opportunity to make a move because she is always with this nerdy looking guy (who is incredibly smart & I think she is using him to study with) I got a chance to talk to her outside.


Me:- Hey hows it going...?
Her:- Good good!!! *gets kind of excited*
Me:- How was the test...?
Her:- I didn't do so good what did you get...oh wait I don't know if you want to tell me!!?
Me:- Nooooo I really don't care...I got a 78%

*She start's talking about this one question and I make a comment how she seems like she's been studying hard!!! and she starts giggling. So I switch the subject to her*

Me:- So where are you from...?
Her:- Oh I'm cuban (typical Miami)
Me:- OMG OMG!!!
Her:- What...?
Me:- You speak English!!!! *gave her a shocked look*

*Her face turns red and she erupts in laughter*

Her:- but why do you say that...?
Me:- Well because no one speaks English out here so this is a shock!!!
Her:- *laughing* so where are you from...?
Me:- Uh from here!!! Duh!!!

*I switch it back to her*

Her:- Well I have a little bit of Chinese in me too!!
Me:- Really well that's interesting what part of you is Chinese...?
Her:- Oh I think it's my grandfather's side.
Me:- Well what part of you is Chinese physically
Her:- Oh it has to be my hair because it's so freakin straight!!!

*I was hoping she would say her chest cuz it was damn sure Chinese but she had the Cuban booty though We chit-chat some more, I make her laugh, get to know her more, didn't make an attempt to touch her because we were separated by a trash can.*

Me:- But have you been studying for the class, doing home-work and stuff...?
Her:- yeaa it's kinda hard.
Me:- oh you've been studying with him...? *she was waiting for the intelligent guy*
Her:- Yea he helps me.

*This is where I started sensing some hesitation because her answers got short REAL quick.*

Me:- Oh when do you guys usually meet up...
Her:- Umm...after class.
Me:- That's good timing!
Her:- but I usually study at home by myself and he has bio so he leaves soon after.
Me:- Well maybe we should get together and help each other out...?
Her:- Yeaa you can study with him...

Once I heard that I felt it was pretty much over at this point because I don't know how much more obvious I can be. The smart guy she was waiting for comes out we bs a little bit but he seemed like he didn't want me their also. SO I said my good-byes and departed.

Her:- It was a pleasure meeting you.!!!! *really excited*.

I feel that girls who show excitement, willingness and seem receptive to approach wouldn't blow an opportunity like that if a stud like me came along but sadly enough I think she feels that she needs to compete with me or is in some competition because she obviously doesn't want to help me or need my help which would open up other opportunities for future endeavors and rendezvous.

I think next time I will be more direct and see how she takes it...bleh!! :yawn:

 

[daygameguy]

you seem like a cool guy who doesn't give a ****. go direct.. she already has rapport with you.. and if you don't wanna be put in the friends zone.. just go in direct.

 

[DevanE]

I decided to go the the Sauna (however you spell it) at my gym and as I am about to walk in I see this sexy ass chick sitting in their with about 7 other people. As soon as I walk in I sensed a nervousness in the room so I immediately greeted everyone with a hello and sat across the sexy chick. A couple of the ladies are talking about fat loss, so I decided to chime in joined their discussion. Out of nowhere this stupid ass fat chick starts being obnoxiously loud talkin' bout her chicken wangs and oooh lawd she so hungray!!!. Ho doesn't realize that the reason she is fat is because she keeps eating sh** like that.

I ignore her so I can work up to the sexy chick but this hefer keeps getting loud and she starts talking to the sexy chick so I decided to give her the attention she was desperately craving and got quiet and let her spout her sh**. The sexy chick tried to ask me some question but the fat hefer starts talking about how the trainer told her point blank to not come to his class because she wouldn't be able to keep up and I busted out with

"...yeaa because you'll make everyone else look bad...*wink wink*.."

I got a couple of chuckles and giggles....but it was as if the entire room really didn't get what I said and she ignored what I said and made me look like a complete ass-hole. I love it when girls make it a point to NOT laugh at any of your jokes on purpose, hey maybe she took offense to what I said I meant no harm. Anyways, she kept on spouting more sh** and since she was TALKING to the sexy chick I really had no choice and saw my "friend" outside and bailed. I saw the fat chick later on in the gym and she was staring at me hard-core...and I thinking how you gonna make me look like an ******* and then stare at me like you want me to come talk to you, ho you betta recognize!!! so I give her a quick glance and kept it moving. Didn't see the sexy chick.

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

Her:- but I usually study at home by myself and he has bio so he leaves soon after.
Me:- Well maybe we should get together and help each other out...?
Her:- Yeaa you can study with him...

Maybe she misunderstood and thought the "we" you mentioned meant you and this other guy, not we as in you and her. Was it clear what you were referring to? I could see how she might make that mistake given the conversation was all about this other guy in your class before you said this.

 

[DevanE]

Good point TheBucketOfTruth!!!

But I actually eliminated her already because she had hairy ass arms. That day she was wearing full-sleeves so I didn't pick up on that...but check this out!!

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Never thought in a million years that myspace could ACTUALLY get me some chicks or even had the potential for me to get laid but recently I saw this girl that I went to high-school with who I had a HUUUUUGE crush on and decided to send her a "friend" request and then a message. Since she rarely logs in she ACTUALLY replied back to the message and says that since she rarely logs in I should get at her on her email address which she ACTUALLY sent me.

Now the problem is that I don't know if she still looks the same because her picture isn't too clear and she didn't accept my friend request because I think it expires after a month (I sent this to her almost a month ago). I remember her as smokin hot but I was very shy to do something. The weird thing is that as good looking as I am & was at the time I had girls always eyeing me but never had the balls to do anything. So now the only doubt I have is how she looks like...other than that it's all systems go and I can hope for the best.

:crazy: Life is so weird sometimes...

 

[DevanE]

Well the chick from myspace never contacted me so...MEH!!!!


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I was at the GIIIME!!! getting my sexy on and I saw this lady working out. I had spoken to her previously but didn't go in for the kill because she has kids...*GASP*. Just made some fluff talk and left and I think she might have felt rejected. For some odd reason I decided to "approach" her today. She was on the treadmill with head-phones on and I greeted her accordingly and she took off her head-phones (which is always a good sign) and we started talking. I kind of teased her about being old etc etc. But I wasn't really feeling it. It was as if I was hesitating to NOT really turn on my game because I saw her getting more and more interested, prolonged ec, smiling etc etc. Then shew threw out some tests and I failed because I stopped really caring and just stayed quiet a little bit and watched TV because I was actually THINKING if I wanted her number.

The weird thing is that I told her I can't see myself in any relationship and she says that she gets nervous when guys call her their "GF". I wanted to say something to completely blow her mind but I lost interest in her from the start for some odd reason. So after thinking about whether or not I should actually get her number (hesitation) which I know she sensed I finally told her to give me her number and she was sooo quick to say No and said I was too young that I almost laughed but said...

"...how you gonna judge me like that...?!"
Her:- I'm not judging you...your just too young.

I said my bye and left. Man that was the most weirdest approach I've done in a while. ...eh.

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I was walking out of my class one day and saw the most gorgeous girl I had seen in a while, her tan alone was so beautiful I almost had multiple orgasms and shi**ed on myself at the same time. As soon as she saw me she started playing with her hair but she was talking to her friend. I was also walking with my friend so as I walked by I said "...hi, how you ladies doing today...?" while still walking and the ugly girl that was talking to the hot one suddenly stops talking and gives me this half-crooked smile without even acknowledging my hi and my idiot friend says.." OMG bro don't do that.." right in front of the chicks and makes me look like a complete ass. LIFE IS GREAT!!!!!