"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Problems with my penis

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okay this is embarrasing but i need your advices

im 19 years old, and 2 weeks ago i got a throat infection and i felt so ****in bad i didnt have energy, couldnt get it up, fever etc.

then when i was taking medicine i was with my girlfriend, and guess what? i couldnt get it up!! and then she started making fun and i became all nervous and **** and i just couldnt.

then i started to worry a lot and thought i had some serious problems, but then 2 days later i managed to get a boner (when i was alone)
so i stopped worrying


then everything was cool, i was getting a higher sex drive just like before...
but yesterday i was in the back of my car with my gf and we were making out and ****, and i got a lot of boners, but then there was a time where i just couldnt get it up anymore and since that time i did not get a boner again in the night i just got half up but not completely up, i think i stopped being aroused but it was humilating, i dont want this to happen to me, i want to be erect all the time im with my gf, i want to have a very strong erections

do i have a problem?? or is it normal, and what can i do?

my gf havent seen my penis but she thinks is small (because i was not full erect) but is not, im average (5 inch) that pisses me off

1 month ago i wasnt like that, i was with a hard penis all the time

pd. im bulking but since im on finals i stopped working out like 3 weeks ago


im really worried about this
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Docs

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- Stop mastrubating :rolleyes:
- Maybe she's not doing her job of turning you on..
- Maybe you're just at a low for sex drive, I go though periods where I won't get a hard on, and then one day, thats all I'll have is a hard on,
- To that note, do you get your morning hard on?
 
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hey docs you are right, i think she is not doing her job of turning me on, but how can i tell her to do it, cuz remember i live in mexico and here girls are prude, in fact my gf is virgin and im the first dude to see her boobs for real

sometimes my sexual drive is very high, like 2 days before i saw my girlfriend i was like having boners all day i had to masterbate 3 times.... but then when i was with my gf, i wouldnt get a boner

i can get a boner when im alone, but when im with my gf i get them too, but then theres a point where i wont get it anymore, i think cuz i get turn off cuz yesterday i was hard then i tried to touch her p.ssy and she wouldnt let me and then my penis went down so fast

i dont think i get a morning boner

also, i dont have sex so is very hard for me to stop masturbating, so like how many times a week should i?
like one day on one day off, or one day on 3 off

thanks!!
 

Docs

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She has to turn you on. If she can't do that, help her out, let her touch you (and she has to let you touch her..)

Masturbate to what you think is right...if you can find the balance between the M and the big S, then that's what you should go by.
 

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With respect to Docs, I doubt it because she's not turning him on.

A normal 19 yo male should get turned on by a sliced avacado.


IMHO, I would guess he just needs to stop stressing and don't masturbate 3times before he sees her.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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that about masturbating 3 times before, was like 2 days before i saw her so i dont think that affects my erection at all

also you are right thats why im worried, i should get turned on by anything, and sometimes i get, but then i get turn off easily

also i think i stress a lot, but how can i change that?
 

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mexican player: i used to have a hard time getting an erection because i was "stressed" [back in the old days when I was nearly a virgin]

just relax, keep ****ing around, keep trying to get hard - and don't stick with a girl who makes fun of you for it.

eventually it will come quite naturally, until then stick to foreplay!
 

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Order yourself some tribulus and your GF is going to get tired of your boner.
 

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okay, so you're stressed with finals, just been sick and stopped working out..

doesn't take a genius to work out that your test levels will be lower than normal.

just ride the wave, you'll right as rain.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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