Problem with ****y and funny

[ROOKIE OF THE YEAR]

I heard a lot sources here said ****y and funny is a great way to make women attracted to you. But when I tried to make moves on some women yesterday, I did really bad.
My biggest issue is that I really bad at starting conversation with women that I don't know. Now I've read thedj bible quite a few times but when I go out and start taking action its a whole different story.
I felt I wasted a lot of time on sossuave and david D's materials. Don't get me wrong, I think the stuff sounds cool, but I'm not a very conversationalist, espeacially with hot babes.
When I was in high school I get bullied tons of times, and ever sine I barely talk ever again. It was the safest way.
But when I came to this site, I really wanted to make changes of myself.
So my question is how do I start conversations and more open? DJ bible is great, but I'm not and funny type of guy. I feel embarrass when I get rejected, just like high school all over again. I really want to choose this path to be a good do juan. How do I be ****y and funny?

 

[seanchai]

It takes a lot of time and a lot of trial and error, buddy. One day you'll hit everything right and you'll see how powerful it is... just remember that.

 

[Martini Joe]

Forget ****y and funny for now, cat. Without good convo skills you'll just end up acting aloof and rude. Work on your chit chat first.

Take a look around for Playa Supreme's posts. I think he went over it pretty good.

Where is that cat, anyway?

 

[seanchai]

Originally posted by Martini Joe
Forget ****y and funny for now, cat. Without good convo skills you'll just end up acting aloof and rude. Work on your chit chat first.

Take a look around for Playa Supreme's posts. I think he went over it pretty good.

Where is that cat, anyway?

Banned. He was probably the best on here, in my opinion. Funny as sh¡t too.

 

[Martini Joe]

Originally posted by seanchai
Banned. He was probably the best on here, in my opinion. Funny as sh¡t too.

So one of the few cool cats that didn't give me any sh-t got the boot. Let me guess, too much arguing, right? Too many chumps lined up to go toe to toe? Wouldn't surprize me.

Heads up Rookie Of The Year. Pay attention now. Good luck.