Problem, Problem, Problem

[DonJuanForever]

I can walk in a club alone, and be the life of the party. I am a black guy, and seemingly in my culture, this pisses off a lot of other guys. Now, I am really no fighter, neither am I a bytch, but I get AMOG TOO MUCH, LOL.

I mean, they begin to use humor in a way, seemingly, to make me look stupid so that they can make themselves look better. The problem is, I can feel that it works for them and more importantly, I can TELL AND FEEL when a guy is about to do it.

The only thing is, I am not funny worth a damn. So I can't say anything good back at him, and he even seems better at it. I once heard this quote,

"Never drop down to a fool's level, because he will beat you with experience."

So here I go, trying to say a joke back, and it sounds corny, and I make an azz out of myself, lol. I am trying to help myself in this problem, but guys, any advice on how to be funny, how to deal with AMOGS, etc. Help me out, lol.

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

a swift jab to the throat/adam's apple should end all of your problems.

 

[DonJuanForever]

Dude seriously, I know I am not the only last guy on this site who can post some quality info. AMOG, serious problems, anybody? Any information?

 

[TedJustAdmitIt]

Best thing to do is ignore them...act like they don't even exist.

I'd also head on over to Masf and search the archives for AMOG tactics just to make sure that you have something to hit em back with as a last resort.

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Dude seriously, I know I am not the only last guy on this site who can post some quality info. AMOG, serious problems, anybody? Any information?

Um, you asked for help, I gave my opinion. Geez, I didn't know Viet Cong was still alive and thriving on the internet.

 

[MacDiddy]

Monkeys just another no where TROLL, living in his no where hole, dreaming of his nowhere goals for nobody...

And his not even a worthy TROLL

Anyway I digress, there are some AMOGing tactics which you can use.. just do a search..

 

[Arsinel]

One simple thing to say "Oh ya? Well your (sister/mother/girlfriend) didn't seem to think so last night!"

 

[DonJuanForever]

TedJustAdmit it

You know after thinking this over, I have come to that same conclusion. When I am out, I seem to get it, but you know what I also notice, it's always when I respond to them or say something to them, that I start to see a downward spiral happening. When I ignore them, I "think" they are making me look stupid, but actually, I am making them look stupid by not acknowledging their presence, which is what they really want anyway.

I got it now bro, thanks alot.

 

[DonJuanForever]

It's sad though, because in music, I noticed that 50 Cent did this to Ja Rule.
When Ja Rule was at the top of the charts, he had the whole world with him. 50, who is a attention ***** to the highest, started dissing him, and Ja Rule gave his attention to 50 who at the time was just a nobody. Because Ja gave his attention to him, now everybody thinks that 50 punked him out, when 50 never punked him out.

Ja should have did what Jay-z did, when 50 made those songs about him, Jay just simply said, "I'm about dollas, what the fvck is fifty cent?" He ignored, made him feel unimportant, and 50 backed off. Now 50 is a Jay-Z "fan" making songs with him and shyt. Lol, it just shows the best attention *****s, once they see they can't GET YOU, they will become your biggest fans.

I know how to deal with them now.

But hey, let's have a deeper discussion. What are the other "types" out there I should be more informed on and prepare for. Let's have some in-depth discussions around here, not all this AFC dumb shyt, lol.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

To a wise cracking byatch:

"*IGGA, I see you. Your trying harder to get my attention than your ugly as bit*8. (to the group) I'm scared that this n***a might try to grab my ass in the bad room. Fk ho's not fellows."

(grabbing my pants) this is what you want? Come get it Fa*.

I'll talk shyt back to anyone, and there is nothing more devaluing to a black man than to be called GAY.

My intention is never to be funny; I aim to devalue them in front of the group.

It's all about delivery, and most of you lames don't have the proper frame.

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Monkeys just another no where TROLL, living in his no where hole, dreaming of his nowhere goals for nobody...

And his not even a worthy TROLL

Anyway I digress, there are some AMOGing tactics which you can use.. just do a search..

*cough*douchebag*cough*

 

[Arsinel]

It's sad though, because in music, I noticed that 50 Cent did this to Ja Rule.
When Ja Rule was at the top of the charts, he had the whole world with him. 50, who is a attention ***** to the highest, started dissing him, and Ja Rule gave his attention to 50 who at the time was just a nobody. Because Ja gave his attention to him, now everybody thinks that 50 punked him out, when 50 never punked him out.

Ja should have did what Jay-z did, when 50 made those songs about him, Jay just simply said, "I'm about dollas, what the fvck is fifty cent?" He ignored, made him feel unimportant, and 50 backed off. Now 50 is a Jay-Z "fan" making songs with him and shyt. Lol, it just shows the best attention *****s, once they see they can't GET YOU, they will become your biggest fans.

I know how to deal with them now.

But hey, let's have a deeper discussion. What are the other "types" out there I should be more informed on and prepare for. Let's have some in-depth discussions around here, not all this AFC dumb shyt, lol.

1) 50 Cent ended Ja Rules career.
2) Jay-Z is arguably the best rapper ever to bless the mic, he just dismissed 50.
3) Ja Rule sounds like a singing Cookie Monster

 

[DonJuanByNature]

You said it...

Ja should have did what Jay-z did, He ignored, made him feel unimportant, a

Ignore is the correct answer, also, dont just ignore... i.e. note how Jay-z mentioned something smarter i.e. he said his aware, but dollars more important... anyways, this applys to anything, i.e. when I see a guy busting game on same girl im trying to talk to, at that moment, I just chill back and observe... no matter how good you are, there will always be a spot when he will run out of juice, and at that point I will cut in and say "So, you said you were from bla bla bla, tell me about it" It is very ****y, cause in a way, I made the other guy sound like it was a waste of her time

 

[Arsinel]

Speaking of Jay-Z, he will be online at rocafella.com at 7:00 p.m. EST today.

 

[Royal Elite]

Jay Z'z advice...

'He who doez not feel me iz not real 2 me therefore he "doezn exizt" so poff vamoosh son of a bit@h'

An Alpha male iz da 1 who every other male iz paying attention 2..how do u know day r paying attention 2 u, becuz dey comment on everything u say, do, or wear..just like women do..becuz sinze u r in da role of alpha male dat ultimaticly down-gradez dem 2 women (if dey r hating)..I have been famouz 4 a while now..and at firzt it uze 2 bother me dat everything i said or did or wore, dudez would comment on trying 2 bring themselvez up by bringind themselvez down..until i realized hey wait..im paying u no attention but u cant help but pay attention 2 everything i do..so my motto.."say something good, say something bad..az long az u say something"..hope diz helpz..
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