"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Probably One of the Best Openers You can Use When Clubbing

DJnoob

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You: Excuse me, but I can't help notice how you dance like a worm (you can mock her dancing like a worm or whatever.. be creative) And its up to you to do the rest..

All responses I have had were positive, they all laughed/giggle loud.

If she is dancing next to her girlfriends, she will tell her girlfriends and they would all start laughing at what you told her (your target). I PROMISE - no awkwardness feeling and it breaks ice all in one line.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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One good opener that has been working for me is saying "Wow, nice hat" to girls not wearing a hat.. its stupid as hell but they love it.. good for lounges and dance clubs when you aren't on the dance floor.
 
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