"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Prison Break

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Anyone here into Prison Break?
Must be one of the best shows ever made!! Season 1 was brilliant, Season 2 wasnt bad, Season 3 in Prison in Sona rocks!! A very good idea to have them in jail in a foreign country although it is a bit far fetched that all of them are reunited in Panama.
Think Mahone is the most interesting character in it though.
All discussion here..:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ken785

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T-Bag is my favorite character, its safe to say hes the most colorful personally on Prison Break

"hey there pretty.." :D
 

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It's a freaky d!cky video man.. Only freaky d!cky dudes are qualified to watch it.. Take it easy..
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Aboleo

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Mr. Wolf said:
It's a freaky d!cky video man.. Only freaky d!cky dudes are qualified to watch it.. Take it easy..

I havn't watched the whole two hours of it,but what I have seen so far is interesting. I don't know what it has to do with a T.V. show, but then I don't watch television...
 

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Prison break is one of my favorite shows. Can't wait till it and 24 come back in January
 

stand

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I loved it up until this season.. It just got way too ridiculous to the point where it's so fake you can't even watch it.

I think Michael was a wonderful character though.

I think they should have ended it a while ago; instead of dragging it on like they have.
 

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Yeah, they stretched it way too far to drag it out. Whatever happened to just wrapping up a story, as in The Prisoner?

(wondering how many of you have even seen that 60s classic series)
 

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24 also went downhill in a big way. No intel agency could so easily fall for such obvious "red herrings" as CTU had for the last few seasons.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Theyll drag it on for as long as they can as long as they can still make money off it, so "DUNN DUNN DUNNN! DUN..DUN..DUN!... duN dUh DuN dUh DuN dUh DUN..." (prison break theme) lol
 
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