Print anything in newspaper - your actions?

[MarkR]

I am free to put in a local newspaper whatever I want(well almost). Can anybody give me some creative ideas on how to use this opportunity to meet more chicks? If somebody is interested, we can make a collective effort.

 

[DJDamage]

Write an Ad at your local newspaper that the newspaper is looking for a sunshine girl to make the paper more lively. What does the winner get? the winner get a free exposure in your newspaper. ITS A WIN-WIN.

This way you can be the photographer and take pictures of chicks in a bikini. All the local area attention wh0res will flock your way.

 

[COD]

ADVERTISE A NEW CAR FOR A RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICE....say want to sell it to women only........wait for the reply.....it helps if you got a nice car though.

then take em for a ride........if a guy responds say sorry dude....my mom got divorced and she wants the car going to a chic.