Dude a 96? Lol. U have a bachelors? Wait do u even have a ged? U can believe all u want about me having a masters or not. Don't hate just cause I got a good job right off the bat. What did u run a landscaping company? Lol. Quit waisting ur time dude. I got a cousin in the marines. He was to dumb, lazy, unmotivated, to go to college is that u too?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
pretty tricky situation
- Thread starter aix237
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Good grief, aix. I do not have the words for you.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
You can't read, can you? Paid for since '96. How long has your car been paid for? Right, it's not. Keep talking, clown, we'll keep laughing.aix237 said:
No, and running ANY company is better than working for peanuts and living beyond your means in debt like you do, Mr. Floppyshoes.aix237 said:
Ah, the family tree... funny how similar cousins can be, eh?aix237 said:
Dance, clown. Jump up and down. Scream and shout, clown. Clap your hands and stomp your feet, clown.
Man, you can't even PAY for this sort of entertainment.
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Banned
This aix237 takes being an e-tard to some crazy new heights. I think the schitzo bird he's shacked up with is rubbing her bad mojo off on the poor bastard.
Seriously take Dangers advice fella, Loveshack.org
Well I could, but you sound like your already 2 steps shy of bursting a blood vessel, I dont need some confused AFC's suicide on my conscience .aix237 said:
Seriously take Dangers advice fella, Loveshack.org
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Vulpine ur an uneducated redneck judging by by the way ur talking. Go get a degree or two like me then ill listen. And get rid of ur 12 plus year old car. Dude we are at different levels. U get girls from the local pool hall while I go to the upscale clubs where they don't let in scrubs like u.
And while Vulpine's answering that....
aix237 what exactly are your undergraduate and graduate degrees in? And from what college(s) did your earn them? And how did you pay for them? And, what job do you currently have (type of job and salary)? And are you leasing that car as Vulpine suspected?
My money says he can't answer all of those truthfully without revealing who he really is - care to prove me wrong?
Re: Landscaping. I have a friend who has his own "little landscaping business". He made 8+ Million last year and doesn't even work all year. He barely finished High School. He works his arse off and it shows. School don't mean crap these days.
aix237 what exactly are your undergraduate and graduate degrees in? And from what college(s) did your earn them? And how did you pay for them? And, what job do you currently have (type of job and salary)? And are you leasing that car as Vulpine suspected?
My money says he can't answer all of those truthfully without revealing who he really is - care to prove me wrong?
Re: Landscaping. I have a friend who has his own "little landscaping business". He made 8+ Million last year and doesn't even work all year. He barely finished High School. He works his arse off and it shows. School don't mean crap these days.
8 mill gross? What's the net for him personally? Got an undergrad in business marketing and a masters in construction mgmt with real estate form the same school which has one of the top cm programs in the nation. Making payments on the car but did not lease it. Current job is account manager for the biggest company in the industry dealing with muncipalities and general contractors.
mikeraw
Don Juan
I just read this whole thread.
Speechless.
Go die, aix237. Stop breathing my air!
Speechless.
Go die, aix237. Stop breathing my air!
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
Focking troll can't tell the difference between text and typing. NO WAY I'd let you out with my customers. Not sure I'd even let you cold call selling encyclopedias door to door.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
...ahh much more readable - I take it you found a real keyboard. And I see you're paying attention, of course he doesn't net 8M, from what I gather he tries to keep as close to 10% as possible. If you saw his business model you'd be impressed. Think of him as a excellent salesman first with good business sense, good designers and really good subs so he doesn't have all the overhead.aix237 said:
Rather than go off to LA to take a been-there done-that sales job to nowhere. Why not do a MBA in your spare time and starting thinking house instead of fancy cars.
And back to what's relevant - what is it with this chick? Vulpine busted your arse repeatedly on how many times you've posted regarding her. Is she really BPD or is it you that's having the problem dealing with her and her "options".
BTW, I'd much prefer it if you answer like your last post.
All u guys runnin ur mouth like ur hard aint sh1t. Please acting so tough behind the keyboard. I didn't say sh1t in the original post and got attacked for no reason so go fvck urselves o wait im scared u guys are gang bangers right talkin how u talk ill be quiet. Omfg u think im not a man? Then why the fvck are u guys on the forum. Cause ur not being a man enough to handle ur women situations and that's why u are on here. So stfu before u criticize. I guarantee people will chose me as the better abd cooler person over many of u talkin sh1t.
Then quit responding fvcks u guys can't resist can u. Haha if u guys were so strong willed like u claimu wouldn't say sh1t and ignore everything but u do weak azzes. Go ahead and lock it and ban me u act like I can't another screen name.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MaTuA
Don Juan
No Bvtchassness!
As long as I've been around, I didn't know you could become a "Senior" Don Juan, with these Bvtch-ass tendencies. You sound like you should be riding on the back of a bike with that BPD chic you so love:yes: Aix advice: Stop digging the hole, if you've accomplised all that you say you have. Only proof you need is within. If you snap at everyone you deem higher, you only keep your're progress as low as its deemed. I like that. I think I'll use that one. And guess what? Thats free of charge.
As long as I've been around, I didn't know you could become a "Senior" Don Juan, with these Bvtch-ass tendencies. You sound like you should be riding on the back of a bike with that BPD chic you so love:yes: Aix advice: Stop digging the hole, if you've accomplised all that you say you have. Only proof you need is within. If you snap at everyone you deem higher, you only keep your're progress as low as its deemed. I like that. I think I'll use that one. And guess what? Thats free of charge.
NewMan
Master Don Juan
Wow.
When you look to a forum for advice, don't get p1ssed when you get flamed.
Take it in your stride son, because in the end, it's just advice. You can take it or leave it.
Now go use your education(s).
When you look to a forum for advice, don't get p1ssed when you get flamed.
Take it in your stride son, because in the end, it's just advice. You can take it or leave it.
Now go use your education(s).