"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Pretentious girls on tinder are like

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So i matched with a girl. I paste same opener everywhere.


This one replied 5 messages for one short line ! wtf! big interest level i think

i then go flirtious and she declined me. something in lines of "we have nothing to speak about"

i then replied "good because i dont like your look anyway"

she then went so emotionaaaaaaaal started insulting me for next 10min (i didnt insult back) saying things like:
"you are fuked up"
" why you text me then you idiot" (i replied "i wanted to make an exception")
"you look like a small kid" im 190cm tall tho ;D
"u have all these girls liking your fuked up pic and you text me" something like that, i didnt tell her i have many matches, she assumed this
"when u find gf dont forget to tell her shes ugly" (i didnt call her ugly)


i barely could understand any of her messages because she made so many mistakes (out of anger?) but i assumed she meant these lines.


wtf lol. i said the truth about look after she declined me, whats she this upset about. she was pretentious since the start so honestly said i dont like her look. and that was her response lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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