"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Preparations for New Years Eve

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Hey guys... i'm about to go to a little get together with my friends and I wanna do it up nicely.

I'm going to get a bottle of Champagne for the host of the party and I didn't know what type to get. Do you guys have any suggestions? I don't wanna get like Cristal or anything, just a nice 20 dollar bottle maybe?

I also have a fifth of Hpnotiq for tonight.

and a pack of condoms.

Anything else you guys can think of?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bollinger RD
 
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Some girls

A Dildo

A dildo show

A dildo show with some girls

Me

A ginger person to laugh at incase the night gets boring
 
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