"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pregnancy scare, paranoid? help!!

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i had sex with my gf for the 2nd time (the first time she was a virgin) , so im new into having sex. i am 21.


i ****ed her with a condom (perfect use) and didnt c.um, and i just ****ed her for like 6 minutes (i withdrew because i wanted to reduce pregnancy rate). when i withdrew i went to the sink and filled the condom with water so see if it broke, but it didnt.

im concerned because when i had sex was like 3 days aprox before she was ovulating. (didnt know until later). she will have her period in 2 more weeks (seems like forever).

the thing is that i am so fking paranoid about getting her pregnant. im always thinking....I know i did everything right but...What IF......

by the way, i wont have sex again at least in a few years, the scare is not worth it.



by the way, i did some statistical calculations.

condom perfect use failure rate .02
withdraw perfect use failure rate .04

so i came to the conclusion that i have .0008 or .9992 of not getting her pregnant, but still im worried.

help!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The chances of her being pregnant are so small that you really need to chill!

I think you should leave it for a few more years if you are going to get this stressed. Well done on using a condom, alot of guys see it as the woman's job to think about protection!

You have been taught well!
 
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j-flex said:
i had sex with my gf for the 2nd time (the first time she was a virgin) , so im new into having sex. i am 21.


i ****ed her with a condom (perfect use) and didnt c.um, and i just ****ed her for like 6 minutes (i withdrew because i wanted to reduce pregnancy rate). when i withdrew i went to the sink and filled the condom with water so see if it broke, but it didnt.

im concerned because when i had sex was like 3 days aprox before she was ovulating. (didnt know until later). she will have her period in 2 more weeks (seems like forever).

the thing is that i am so fking paranoid about getting her pregnant. im always thinking....I know i did everything right but...What IF......

by the way, i wont have sex again at least in a few years, the scare is not worth it.



by the way, i did some statistical calculations.

condom perfect use failure rate .02
withdraw perfect use failure rate .04

so i came to the conclusion that i have .0008 or .9992 of not getting her pregnant, but still im worried.

help!!!
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I'd start putting money aside for a baby room and Sex FORGET ABOUT IT who needs sex? that's for people who enjoy them selves and do not worry about impossible odds.

YOU GO DAD! :cheer:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i know many couples who use both condoms and the "love-pill" (aka birth control)

But never ever think coitus interruptus is any good!
you can even get the girl pregnant by PETTING!( well if you are both naked and some precum or *** comes into her vagina)

But dont you think your girl misses something out when you are so scared? Perhaps you wont give 100% while having sex just because you are too scared thus you are not enjoying it neither is she probably.

And then theres the question why you want sex in the first place? Because she wanted to? Because society wanted you to? Perhaps Jesus appeared in your dream and wanted you to? Whatever it is if you dont want to noone can force you to not even Jesus or Pook ( you hear me pook? if he doesnt want to he doesnt need to ;_; )
 
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Bible_Belt said:
If you care so much, put your girl on birth control.
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because it wasnt planned.it just happened.

and i dont want to have sex anymore until i feel im ready.
 
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just avoid 1-2 days before and after her ovulation and you'll be fine

if shes really regular, she will ALWAYS ovulteon day 14, exactly. egg survives 14 hours.

sperm survives 48 hours. no sex before for 3 days to be sure, 1-2 days afterwards to be sure

so you basically can only have sex 2.5 weeks out of the month, so make the most of it then
 
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dude you have more chance of being killed by your pants, if your not ready wait until you feel your ready
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you had sex with her 3 days before ovulation. i would say there is a very small risk factor there.

but you did not ejaculate in her, so essentially no sperm got anyway hear her cervix

if you used a condom and it it doesn't break that is ONE HUNDRED FVCKING PERCENT safe

the percentage of condom perfect use failure, is when the condom breaks, which it didn't

there is nothing to worry about
 
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Stop Stop!

What is done is done, there is nothing that can you do about is already done and unchangeable, even your silly calculations won't make any differences now.

Your panicking for NO reason.

Nothing in this world is a guarantee. Anyway, stop expressing your fears with us, express it with your girlfriend. She'll probably laugh at you, cause she probably already took the 72 hour pill or something. Probably doesn't even want a baby and would abort it in a blink of an eye.

Christ sake man, what kind of man are you, your worried about sex like its a sin! Thats the real problem.
 
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