"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pre-barren women now freezing unfertilized eggs until Mr. Right can spread his seed

MatureDJ

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http://www.newsweek.com/id/195691

OK, so these old barren chicks are shaming me from dating young women who I can impregnate the old fashioned way, so that I can jêrk off into a cup to properly fertilize the eggs of a woman who was too stuck up and into her career to date me when we were younger?

No thanks. :down:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Create Reality

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Not exactly as simple as men's options, costly, and has a stigma attached to it. At least it is available to those who want it enough.
 

DJDamage

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Its funny how the author can't understand why she hasn't been able to start a family and meet Mr. Right, yet still holds up hope that she will. In the end she will probably find and settle for some "progressive feminist" beta sucker whom she can parade around town with her baby and tell the world "look everybody I did get married and did not end up being an old maid" all while chastising her new husband and making him misrable for the rest of his life (pending divorce).

THE END.
 
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