"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hey I need an idea for a prank on a girl, she posted signs around town with a picture of me saying I was for sale, childish i know, I want to get her back and want some ideas! thanks in advance.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Put a picture of her up around town, pretending she is an escort for hire and give her phone number on the ad.
 
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Depends on HOW prankish you want to be. Try NOT to go overboard with it.

*Join CD clubs, Book Clubs or order a bunch magazines in HER NAME & ADDRESS.

*Hit EVERY pop-up ad on the internet & put in her name & email then click "Send more info?"

*Coat her windshield in vasaline (takes FOREVER to get off)

*Buy one of those "For Sale By Owner" signs and put it in front of her house.

*Run ad in local newspaper or Craigslist for room for rent with her photo & phone number.
 
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