"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

prank call

F

FALCONDAWG79

Don Juan
Joined
Jan 17, 2005
Messages
17
Reaction score
0
When a girl calls you at like midnight and says that you have a nice ass does she want to have sex or somethin. Cause last night this girl i know called me and said i have a nice ass, then she went on to say that she wants to give me head. She was like "i'll sneak in through ur window and give you head!" She also was like how big is ur ****. I said i dont measure it and she said she knows its big cause i wear i size 13 shoe. I dunno this is really weird. Does she really want to give me head or what?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

U

undesputable

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 7, 2004
Messages
1,365
Reaction score
0
Location
who cares
haha... sounds like a free bj. i think its pretty clear she wants your ****, so let her sneak in through your window.
 
S

Supero Masculus

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 12, 2004
Messages
131
Reaction score
0
Location
In reality
Dude, this is no prank call. She is serious. Chicks don't tend to kid around with shyt like this. And the whole midnight thing? probably means she had to wait till her parents went to bed or something. It's head with a coupon man. Go 4 it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

J

Jerky Boi

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 10, 2004
Messages
551
Reaction score
0
Oh man, I've never had it THAT easy before. Man, just call her on it. If a girl keeps persisting that she wants to give you head and asks how big your dvck is, just be like, "why don't you come over and we'll see how big it is." If she responds like she's going to, you're in. Haha, I just find it kinda weird she'd call you and ask you that. Girls are desperate..geez :p

Good luck man
 
F

FALCONDAWG79

Don Juan
Joined
Jan 17, 2005
Messages
17
Reaction score
0
really?

Are you guys serious? prank calls dont really mean anything do they? this girl is really fine and i hope shes serious but i dunno. what should i do?
 
F

FALCONDAWG79

Don Juan
Joined
Jan 17, 2005
Messages
17
Reaction score
0
haha ill do that. how bout my room. oh **** my parents are right next door, oh well they can just sit back and watch
 
N

Nex

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 11, 2004
Messages
347
Reaction score
2
Age
37
Location
Somewhere in Europe
The girl wouldn't even need to sneak in through my window.

My mom would be like:
"Use a condom!!"

And my dad: "Now that's what I'm talkin' about!! :D"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top