Practical Jokes At The Supermarket !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALPHAROMEO]

DO U THIN YOU COU COME UP WITH SOME PRACTICAL JOKES YOU COUL PLAY ON WOMEN AT THE SUPERMARKET


I grab a woman s trolley and take it ot to the other side of the store

i fill up another woman s trolley with loads of packets of coffee while she s busy doin something else

 

[backseatjuan]

European and American women are a bit soft. With Russian women you could end up in a freezer section of the supermarket, laying there, crying.

 

[Aaron B]

European and American women are a bit soft. With Russian women you could end up in a freezer section of the supermarket, laying there, crying.

impossible

 

[Gray The Prince]

I'll get my cousin to do this and post results later...

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

more stuff

i pretend i m stealing some article i make it obvious to the cameras


i got stopped once it was a fun experience

 

[Atom Smasher]

In my local grocery store there is a worker there who has the hots for me.

The other night she was straightening out the bread and as I went by I took a few loafs and put them in the wrong place, telling her she's slipping and I know she can do a better job than this.

Another time I threw a loaf at her so she had to catch it, asking her if she's ever tried this brand.

A little excitement in a worker's boring day has a very high leverage factor. The woman is in a bored state, just doing her job, when suddenly you swoop in out of nowhere and stir up some excitement. That's all she needs to set her heart a-twitter.

Once I put a bottle of mouthwash in a woman's basket telling her I think she needs this. She responded favorably, but that was a real gamble on my part.

 

[Bible_Belt]

At any store, when the cashier forgets to take off the security tag from the merchandise for which you just paid, and you set off the alarm going out, drop the bag, hold your hands over your head palms out, and say "I surrender. Don't shoot."

She will run up and try to find the security tag that she missed. Until she gets it, she is completely yours to rip on. Continue with the 'I surrender' joke like she might have a gun. Ask if she is going to take you to mall jail. Finally, if there's no ring on her finger, ask if she has her boyfriend beat up the store thieves. If she says 'I don't have a boyfriend' that means she is all yours.

 

[konmai]

European and American women are a bit soft. With Russian women you could end up in a freezer section of the supermarket, laying there, crying.

Sounds like my kind of women.