"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Practical Jokes At The Supermarket !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALPHAROMEO

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do you think you cou come up with some practical jokes you can play on customers at the supermarket
i for instance grab a woman s trolley and take it to the far side of the store

i fill up another woman s trolley will loads of packet of coffee
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i go up to people and kick them in the testicles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Lolololololololzzzzzzzzzz11111 !!!!!!!!!!!

Moron.
 

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Oh man, I missed you. I hadn't seen you post in a while and assumed you got arrested or something.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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thankx

i m good buddy

been busy screwing this music teacher so i haven t had much time to contribute to this forum

thanks for your concern about my well being
 

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I will sometimes drop a pallet jack on her foot to get her attention and DHV, then simply say, "Hello, I'm Atom Smasher. Who are you?"
 

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Pick up a pair of melons and waggle your eyebrows suggestively while staring at her boobies.
 

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Vice said:
Pick up a pair of melons and waggle your eyebrows suggestively while staring at her boobies.
And then throw the melons at her melons and run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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other tricks

i pick up a magazine hide my face totally and start whistling as loud as i can


i collide into other trolleys and comment on the busy traffic
 

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ALPHAROMEO said:
i pick up a magazine hide my face totally and start whistling as loud as i can


i collide into other trolleys and comment on the busy traffic
Looooooooooooooooool xD
 

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Or you could take a Tylenol capsule and fill it with poison, and put it back on the shelf...no, wait. That's been done.

I'm content just to munch candies from the bins.
 

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When I was a kid, me and a friend would clear out a small area behind the toilet paper on the bottom shelf, and then get hide behind it. When someone would come down the aisle, we'd throw a pack of Angel Soft out and yell "buy me!"
 
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