Potential flake or thumbs up in advance?

[HeyPachuco!]

I have this Half Thai/Japanese/Malaysian chick asking me how to get to my house by tram. Body is a strong 8, face is probably a 6.5.

She said we need to hook up and do something this coming friday, then she proceeded with 'Have you got a free house on friday .." I said I think I do, because I don't want to sound ordinarily available.

Then the convo got to 'going to a bar' round my way then she said "yeah have a little dance .." then I hinted "Oh I was thinking more toilets .." Then she said "are you being cheeky ..?"

She's a balerina student (teaches dancing), then she said, do what on the toilets? Then I said ''huh'' asif I didnt hear her, she said, "what dance on the toilets? or dance for you ..?"

Anyway, convo got sexual and it may seem like she's gagging for it.

She said she's going to come straight after balerina class in her ''leotard'' (dont know what that is??) and asked me if she can stay over since she has a class down my way to teach?

Oh yeah and she said "You know us asian girls are tight right ..?"


Whats going on here? ...

 

[SandHawk]

Obvious signs are obvious? Just have her come over, take her leotard off and fvck her brains out.

 

[Byezbozhniy]

Oh yeah and she said "You know us asian girls are tight right ..?"

Whats going on here?

Oh my. IT MEANS SHE WANTS YOU TO INTERCOURSE HER.

Clear enough? Kudos. Asian women are hot.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

I know this site/ forum has made me so paranoid and I'm over-analyzing everything. But I like it.

If it so happens she flakes me, I'm going to fvck everybody in her high school and balerina class. No questions asked, shoot first, ask questions later.

 

[Igetit!]

I have this Half Thai/Japanese/Malaysian chick asking me how to get to my house by tram. Body is a strong 8, face is probably a 6.5.

She said we need to hook up and do something this coming friday, then she proceeded with 'Have you got a free house on friday .." I said I think I do, because I don't want to sound ordinarily available.

While this is fine and all,there's really not enough info here to know exactly what the deal is with this girl.


Here you're ALREADY talking about how she's asking for directions to get to your place,yet you haven't said how you two met,how you approached her,what you said when you approached,etc.



You asked "what's going on here?",but to START OFF READING about her wanting to know if you'll have the house to yourself without knowing how you two first met is like coming into a movie a hour and a half AFTER it's already started.




We'd need to know the beginning in order to understand how and WHY things got to where they currently are.

She's a balerina student (teaches dancing), then she said, do what on the toilets? Then I said ''huh'' asif I didnt hear her, she said, "what dance on the toilets? or dance for you ..?"

Anyway, convo got sexual and it may seem like she's gagging for it.

She said she's going to come straight after balerina class in her ''leotard'' (dont know what that is??) and asked me if she can stay over since she has a class down my way to teach?

Oh yeah and she said "You know us asian girls are tight right ..?"

So the convo got sexual,and she made a comment about how "asian girls are tight".



I know the logical conclusion here would be that she simply wants to have sex with you,but me personally,I got rid of logic when it come to women a LOOOONG TIME AGO.



If she's a girl you've been interest in and have known a while,and there's already some comfort established,then I could see her speaking like that.



She somewhat knows you,feels at ease around you,and isn't worried you think she may be a slvt.




But if you've only known her 2 or 3 days and she's speaking like this....I don't know,something just seems...off.




Women don't just go around saying sexually agressive things like that unless they've known the guy for a little while.



All that,plus she wants to spend the night,too?



Uhh...ok.




But like I said,there's not really enough info here about how you two met,how long you've known each other,what you said when you approached her,and other things concerning when you first meet a girl.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Naw,

She's not flaking, I just gathered she isn't due to the amount of phonecalls I've been receiving.

She keeps saying she can't wait to see me on Friday. It's not even a date, she's just going to come to my house and probably go to a bar later on and then . . .

I'm already dreading the morning after and the 'walk of shame' I'm going to have to give down my street and onto to the train. Also, how I'm going to break it to her that we can't be an item after the 'sex' :crazy:

Usually I'm excited when I dont have to do all the work and run around, but this time, I dunno, I feel lesser and annoyed that I gotta wake up with her in the morning (For some odd reason, I feel asif, it should be my EX waking up with me - I don't think i'm completley and utterly OVER her and the ordeal we had, I still have dreams of this girl, its a nemisis&disease I'm trying to get rid of, funny thing is, I never had a ONEITIS relationship with her, I didn't show it ) - but thats a different story.

What I'd really want is, to just nut and have her get a cab after that. But I already indirectly said she could stay over.

She's already calling me names (baby, sweety, hun, sweetcheeks), maybe if she was a 10 I'd be more enthusiatic. But

Oh yeah, she's been on my IM addy for about 6months we only got talking recently. We have mutual friends, thats how we got talking (flirting). Obviously by the sounds of things, she's been around the block and back. I done this thread because I couldn't believe how easy it was to seduce her that quickly. My paranoia again.

Thought she was flaking it.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

TERRIBLE

LOL, man, this b!tch was fvcking ugly!!!!

That was my last and final EVER date from the internet. I mean, I saw pics of her, and she looked okay for ATLEAST a one night stand, but FVCK ME! she wasn't attractive in the least!!!

She's also a AIRHEAD. She lives like an hour away from me. Took her an hour to go get through the other side of a park (5mins walk), where I was going to meet her. She didn't have any credit on her phone, no money and looked a shambles.

She had terrible acne covered up in makeup, she was about 4''1, CHUBBY (she didnt look chubby in the pics and that was definetly taken when she was younger).

She did come in her leotard, but she had these XXXL sweat pants over it and a massive racksack on her back (like a backpacker lol), and she also had these dirty trainers on lol.

I've NEVER EVER felt so embarrased in my life. Walking down the street with her and got so many odd looks from people like WTF?? I was even looking out for my neighbors, just so they wouldn't see me.

Anyway, I thought to myself that I might aswell get oral from her and plot how I'm going to get rid of her. She said she usually ''KISSES'' and ''HUGS'' before anything ..I was thinking NO FVCKING CHANCE.

So she started sulking when I escalated oral sex, she just wanted to kiss and hug me, but I was backing off.

So eventually, with magic, she started sucking on the golden tool, done it for like (4mins) then stopped! and said " I DONT THINK THIS IS RIGHT "and I asked what do you mean, she said "It doesnt feel right ..I dont know whats up with me .."

Now prior to seeing eachother, she would flirt and hint about this sexual stuff. She said she was nervous and shy, but before hand she had said she wouldnt be. Then she got into this lifestory and emotional breakdown on how, " she felt comfortable on the phone and how her parents would never let her out. I feel so fvcking BAD!! ..I came all this way " bla blah

I said dont feel bad, I'm over the moon ...the bus stops down this street and the next right.

Had to get her out the house, before my parents came back, only for the fact of my mum thinking ''what am I doing with that ..'' I dont want to sound like a jerk, but she was really bad, imo, I didn't even want sex and anyway, she said she was coming on her period she can feel cramps. Which was bullsh!t.

She actually thought she was going to stay the night and ''MAKE LOVE'', no,no,no!! I think she was just looking for love aswell.

Quickest 20minute date/ fling ever lol. The best thing about the whole ordeal is when I saw her close my gate :cheer:

 

[HeyPachuco!]

"x"

 

[Tiguere]

wow lol. sorry to hear this. what a friday night

 

[Kal0051]

ouch dude, that sucks. Another reason I refuse to do online dating. I've been tempted sometimes when I have no results in real life (which is always), but stories like this make me glad I never gave in.

Good luck with the next one.

 

[Byezbozhniy]

Body is a strong 8, face is probably a 6.5.

Never mind bud. Twas a hilarious story though.