Postponing due to cold sore :-(*

[Deadly_Ripped]

delete thread please.

 

[teacha]

damn you got an STD?

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

Dude, 1 in 3 people by the age of 30 gets cold sores -pretty evenly distributed across men and women.

By the age of 60 more than half of all Americans get cold sores. How do you like them apples?

 

[teacha]

dude you got oral herpes. its not that serious, only embarrasing but an std nonetheless.

....and some people wonder why i don't go down on women.

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

Yeah, my question wasn't related to whether or not I have an STD, it was about how best to postpone a meetup with a new person without explaining that or making myself look foolish.

I didn't get it from going down on a woman, I got it from getting really drunk with a girl at a party and assuming that her acne was not a raging oral herpes outbreak covered by makeup.

And thank goodness I didn't drunkenly raw dog it in the park where she pulled me down to the grass to make out. I would have, but she was way too drunk for that to be okay. I can only imagine how bad my problems would be if I had to deal with THAT. I guess you can say I learned my lesson in a RELATIVELY harmless way, in that it's more of an inconvenience than a health concern.

BTW there are 2 kinds of herpes. I and II. You can get receive and give either of them from either area, but it's much easier to get type I on your mouth and type II on your sexual organs. Avoiding a woman's crotch to avoid herpes doesn't do much if she's got oral herpes. And a condom doesn't 100% protect your Dck and associated areas from type II.

 

[teacha]

i know you can get herpes from kissing or having sex with a girl even with a condom. cold sores are not that bad, most kids got them.

oh by the way, just tell the girl you are supposed to meet up with that something came up and you will have to reschedule some other time convenient for you. If you do this, she's gonna be left wondering whether you are blowing her off or you genuinely got some important shit you gotta do which will only make her like you more although she might not act like it. its like killing two birds with one stone.

btw, don't tell her what came up. just leave her wondering.....

so go ahead and flake on that bitch, everyone is doing it these days.

 

[Chickfight]

Yeah, cold sores are a *****, just put some aciclovir on that b!tch. It should clear up right quick. I've had it since I was a kid. No ****in idea how, BUT one advantage is that once you have oral herpes, it's very unlikely to get herpes on your ****.

 

[Falcon25]

Congrats on the herpes! Shouldn't have munched on that ****** in the park.

 

[Chickfight]

You realize most people get herpes when they're kids and about 60% of the American population has some kind of herpes. You might even have the virus, but it just doesn't give you cold sores.
I'd rather have the occasional cold sore then have that **** all over my ****.

 

[Falcon25]

I realize that the OP went down on that bea ver dam, and never came back. 60 percent? Don't be stupid. That is why STD's are spreading, because people seem to think that they are common and "everyone" has em. More like 20 percent buddy. Don't listen to the media. And stop going down on nasty chicks.