"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Post your "night approaches" and I'll do them

Socialreject

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Alright I'll put one in here... tried and true..

Now you got to scout around a little for the right target before you pop this one. Look for obvious hook-ups... Walk over and say...

"Hey, want to come back to my place later?"

Say it and MEAN it, don't laugh, don't scowl, don't be 'suggestive', don't try to look 'sexy', just deliver it and mean it. She'll probably 'stop' and wait for you to say it's a joke or show some kind of hesitation, or an attempt to break the tension, but DON'T DO IT... stay perfectly firm. Stapple those balls to your leg and just stay with it...

See how you do ;-)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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brownbear.

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how about something along the lines of:

"Hi, i was trying to think of a clever or interesting way to introduce myself, but i can't come up with anything, could you help me out?"

if she asks wtf you're talking about:

"well if prince charming were to come over here and sweep you off your feet, what would you want him to say to you?"

if she gives you anything, immediately roll off, and return a couple minutes later and deliver her line in the cheesiest way possible.


i've been toying with variations of this, but cant really get it to work
 

Aragon034

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Something i tried a few nights ago. the first part i had actually read here a few days ago about buying chicks drinks. i was at a buddies b-day party and i'm meeting his friends. we're all chatting when teh waiter comes up and asks us to order drinks. the chick next to me who i was gaming had asked me to get her a drink. (in those exact words)

Normally i say no off the bat. but this time i just said "OK." and waited. when the waiter asked me what i wanted this is how it went.

Waiter: What'll you have?
Me: I'll have a pint of keiths, and the lady here'll have a glass of water on me.
Both Waiter and HB: What!?

I look at them both.

Me: Whaaat? you didn't specify what kind of drink, and i never buy chicks alcohol anyway so they can't blame it in the morning.

half the table's jaws drop, and the other half starts laughing their asses off. she ended up buying me the pint :p

Some variation of this i'd like to see experimented in the field with less rapport already built.
 

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Solomon said:
SHOUTOUT TO INCOG AND BATMAN FOR THE INPSIRITATION, JUST HAVING FUN GUYS, *IN AUSTIN POWER VOICE* "YEAH BABY!!".......

:rockon:
:up:
 

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TheRealSupreme said:
HELLO
Hello allows you to lower your voice into a bottom register vs HI which makes your voice go up to a gay register.
Now that I think of it...it does make sense...lol

But wouldn't "Hey Whats Up" be better than "Hello"?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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