Post your "night approaches" and I'll do them

[Socialreject]

Alright I'll put one in here... tried and true..

Now you got to scout around a little for the right target before you pop this one. Look for obvious hook-ups... Walk over and say...

"Hey, want to come back to my place later?"

Say it and MEAN it, don't laugh, don't scowl, don't be 'suggestive', don't try to look 'sexy', just deliver it and mean it. She'll probably 'stop' and wait for you to say it's a joke or show some kind of hesitation, or an attempt to break the tension, but DON'T DO IT... stay perfectly firm. Stapple those balls to your leg and just stay with it...

See how you do ;-)

 

[brownbear.]

how about something along the lines of:

"Hi, i was trying to think of a clever or interesting way to introduce myself, but i can't come up with anything, could you help me out?"

if she asks wtf you're talking about:

"well if prince charming were to come over here and sweep you off your feet, what would you want him to say to you?"

if she gives you anything, immediately roll off, and return a couple minutes later and deliver her line in the cheesiest way possible.


i've been toying with variations of this, but cant really get it to work

 

[Aragon034]

Something i tried a few nights ago. the first part i had actually read here a few days ago about buying chicks drinks. i was at a buddies b-day party and i'm meeting his friends. we're all chatting when teh waiter comes up and asks us to order drinks. the chick next to me who i was gaming had asked me to get her a drink. (in those exact words)

Normally i say no off the bat. but this time i just said "OK." and waited. when the waiter asked me what i wanted this is how it went.

Waiter: What'll you have?
Me: I'll have a pint of keiths, and the lady here'll have a glass of water on me.
Both Waiter and HB: What!?

I look at them both.

Me: Whaaat? you didn't specify what kind of drink, and i never buy chicks alcohol anyway so they can't blame it in the morning.

half the table's jaws drop, and the other half starts laughing their asses off. she ended up buying me the pint

Some variation of this i'd like to see experimented in the field with less rapport already built.

 

[Incog]

SHOUTOUT TO INCOG AND BATMAN FOR THE INPSIRITATION, JUST HAVING FUN GUYS, *IN AUSTIN POWER VOICE* "YEAH BABY!!".......

:rockon:

 

[James Dupri]

HELLO
Hello allows you to lower your voice into a bottom register vs HI which makes your voice go up to a gay register.

Now that I think of it...it does make sense...lol

But wouldn't "Hey Whats Up" be better than "Hello"?