Post your funniest ******** translation

[Dee-Zy]

I'm gonna make a song that will make fun of '********'

I did a search but too many non-relevant posts pops up.

Drop your favorite ******** terms/expression with their translation.

 

[AMF]

Surely a man of your reputation must know a few. Infact, its a disgrace you can be here three years and still have an unanswered thread so

I quite like

"Youre so sweet!" = "Theres absolutely NOTHING sexually attractive about you, ugly."

Dont know how you'd build that into a song though...

 

[Dee-Zy]

I have a whole list but I'm trying to integrate newer and hopefully funnier ones.

 

[StrivetoThrive]

"its not you- its me"


and simulated crying over the phone when you know they dont care

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by StrivetoThrive
"its not you- its me"

Translation: I don't find you attractive, but I don't want you to feel bad about it.

 

[ryan killa]

Somewhat recently, a girl introduced her friend to me, saying, "He's the greatest guy". Not horrible, but not great.

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

"WhatEVER!" = "I am silly, ignorant, and almost supernaturally incapable of logic or reason, and as such will not dare to challenge your intellect or feebly cling to my unsustainable contention that somehow you are wrong."

"I love this movie! = "Such and such actor in this movie is sooo HOT! -same can be applied to bands, professional sports teams, t.v. shows, and so forth

"What are we?= "Give me a relationship so I don't have to feel like a dirty disgusting SLUT when you blast a load into my a$$hole."

"You're the kind of guy I would marry."= "You would make a good bytch who could waste all your money on me, allow me to verbally abuse you, force you to bow to my every whim, and generally emasculate yourself in the hopeless cause of getting my sweet, sweet pvssy. Could you buy me dinner pleaaaaaase?"

 

[LJC]

"You want MORE?!" = "Woah! Hold on! Am I going to get any SLEEP tonight?"

 

[Austin Allegro]

Some ones I've noticed:

'I love him, but I don't want to be with him' = I can't stand him

'We're too similar' = you are very boring

'We need to talk' = you are going to be dumped, buster

'Where is this going?' = start supplicating soon or get lost

'What do you think of me?' = see above

 

[penkitten]

" make coffee on your way out" = what the heck are you still doing here its morning already, get up , get dressed and on your way out make my coffee, if its any good i may call you sometime

 

[Ol'BlueEyes]

One I heard last night

(happened last night at a club)
"You're cute...could you get me a drink?" = "OK, I stroked your ego...now get lost and let me enjoy my ladies' night out."

 

[penkitten]

" i think we should see other people" = i am already sleeping with somebody new.

 

[drixsa]

ill call you later=later? try never, and i am screening your calls now, a$$hole

 

[Porky]

Are you coming over today? = Come over today. If you don't, I won't talk to you for a year, and only then when we're assigned to work on a project together.

Here's my cell number. Call me whenever you want. Tony? Forget about Tony. = Help me cheat on my boyfriend Tony, who's also your friend.

 

[So pimp its scary]

If youre with the woman, and you haven't had sex yet :

I'm tired, I'm just gonna go sleep. = I'm gonna go into the bed so that you can join me in it before I go to sleep.

 

[K Street]

Do I look fat in this?: We haven't had a good fight in a long time.

Just a minute: I know you'll wait for me.

I'll be busy until 9: I expect you to sit at home and grovel.

Why can't you be more sensitive?: I want to walk all over you.

Nothing's wrong: You're dead.

I overreacted: ...but I'm still right.

 

[DEKKA]

"i think i just wanna focus on my yoga right now..." -Caitlin, one of my ex's.

translation

i dont want you anymore DEKKA cuz you made me lose resect for you when you did drugs that one night, you told me you loved me too soon, and when i saw your batchlor pad i was appaled. get your act together. im really sad because i was really into you but you messed this up and now i can't feel the same way about you. its over.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Originally posted by DEKKA
"i think i just wanna focus on my yoga right now..." -Caitlin, one of my ex's.

translation

i dont want you anymore DEKKA cuz you made me lose resect for you when you did drugs that one night, you told me you loved me too soon, and when i saw your batchlor pad i was appaled. get your act together. im really sad because i was really into you but you messed this up and now i can't feel the same way about you. its over.

Sounds like you took this post a lil too personnally.

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by So pimp its scary
Sounds like you took this post a lil too personnally.

yeah i did

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by DEKKA
"i think i just wanna focus on my yoga right now..." -Caitlin, one of my ex's.

translation

i dont want you anymore DEKKA cuz you made me lose resect for you when you did drugs that one night, you told me you loved me too soon, and when i saw your batchlor pad i was appaled. get your act together. im really sad because i was really into you but you messed this up and now i can't feel the same way about you. its over.

ahhaahahah! yup, took that personally!

BTW, you sound JUST like my pyscho ex.

are you also sleeping with a woman who is 20 years older than you and who pays for that appalling bachelor pad?