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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
What is the last name of the Melissa girl?TyTe`EyEz said:
That girl you called Melissa is actually Esther Baxter.TyTe`EyEz said:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I know you're not really supposed to worship the pvssy, but I would do horrible, unspeakable and disgusting things to get to sleep with #12... That is EXACTLY what a ****ing woman should look like. You, sir, are a man of exquisite taste.Drum&Bass said:
she aint thickk, she just got some tig old bittiessMaxtro said:Hitomi Tanaka.
She has some fat folds so she's not skinny.
Personally, I think she's God's gift to man.
I'd just like to thank D&B for his time taken out providing and finding worthy fap material of these extremely beautiful creatures. Get you a case of beer for this one bro.Drum&Bass said:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
THAT is beyond disgusting. I honestly couldn't even get an erection if she was naked in front of me and ready to fvck.f283000 said:#9 is my dream woman! That's how all women should look! Just compare her to the woman to her left and you'll see the difference. A woman without a nice big feminine butt is half a woman.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
from a pro-creation stand point, fuller women have better odds of having safer pregnancies. Theoretically the women you find attractive are more likely to have Complications during pregnancy.This obsession with bit butt women is just....unhealthy. Nothing attractive to me about it.
Why is it that you weak guys are always the most spiteful ?? This supports my post in the mature man forum.I really am beginning to think most people on this forum are either 300 pound guys, or black
There's something wrong with you brother. Are we talking about the same girl?cordoncordon said:THAT is beyond disgusting. I honestly couldn't even get an erection if she was naked in front of me and ready to fvck.
SrDedosRapidos said:I know you're not really supposed to worship the pvssy, but I would do horrible, unspeakable and disgusting things to get to sleep with #12... That is EXACTLY what a ****ing woman should look like. You, sir, are a man of exquisite taste.![]()
TO SOUTH AMERICA!
Yes, seriously if I saw that in front of me ready to be fcvked, I might just puke.f283000 said:
I guess that's alright if you like to fvck cows.EFFORT said:+10000000
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.