"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Post your difficult workouts here

Boner da Stoner

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I've always wondered if there are special workouts that people perform that are "twists" of the original. Never have I found a site with such workouts, only plans and food priorities.

I have problems with both workout equipment(no local gym) and poor food choices(due to triple inflated food prices and poor quality due to flight schedules)

What are good self workouts for just my body?

I need a body weight index of workouts that specializes in superset(two muscle groups at a time) and hard to reach muscles...

Whenever you find a unique workout post it here yo!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Boner da Stoner

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combination workouts

what's bb.com? milk jugs heard that too often, sand pots are heavier less spillage etc. plus you can overkill at the end of a set with them. I pour sand out slowly bit by bit until I can finish the rep and struggle for the next(I can feel pops closing in) and keep pouring sand until I can finish the rep smoothly and repeat until the jug is empty. shakestretch mimic rest and repeat...

King I'm not looking for prepped and easy workouts, I'm talking bombs...

ex for squats I do push and pop's(thats what I call em don;t laugh) where I do a push-up jump into a suat and do a lunge and a wall run(do 5 of those and your heart is racing if your not used to it)

I want special combo techniques that I use just my body weight to perform, thats why I mention ankle/wrist/gi weights in my other post.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Boner da Stoner

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yeah that's one of 3 sets that I mix up

I want to know if there is any advanced researched put into this or if I'm just doing advanced cardio...

I'm confused thats why I posted
 

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Forgive my ignorance but where do you live where you can afford internet access but cant afford weights/gym membership?
 

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Squat or deadlift widowmaker with a three-minute extreme stretch after it.
 
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