My man Fash!
Where have you been all this time? You know what? At the end women must be a bunch of imbeciles, 'cause your approaches and the ones Shezz has been using literally boil down to a simple agenda:
1) Hi girls! Did you see the two girls fighting outside over that short guy?
2) Where are you from? Oh, all girls from your city are bad girls!
3) Oh... what's your friend's name? I love your ****block friend, I want to be her brother!
4) Can I borrow your hot friend a little, fugly ****block? I knew you would allow me, thanks a lot dear.
5) Think a number from 0 to 65535, dear. It's 0, yes? Oh, your hands are so soft, but not as much as mines.
6) Your perfume is so funny, let me sniff your delicate neck. Do you like my perfume? What lipgloss are you using? Make me taste it...
And bang! It's done! Because it's true: women are imbeciles, let's face it. They eat this bullsh*t all time. And looks don't even matter too! After Fash posted his picture, I gained a lot of confidence, being just a 5-7.5 on Hotornot (yes, it's AFCness at its best, but nobody is perfect). Shortly after I was dating a brazilian model, acting just as I was the most beautiful and important between us (read the fineprint for: 'be the f*cking prize!').
Don't forget the most important thing, by the way. These silly mindtricks just work on stupid or predictable girls. It's good to **** a stupid girl once in a while. But as soon as you'll meet the girl you will fall in love for, you'll realize that being yourself will be by far the most efficient behaviour you could abide by. Trust me, love will not only make everything seem natural, but will literally persuade you into believing that she's perfect in every single way. And hopefully this should apply to her too. It seems a bit rethorical if you never fell in love, but it's more or less like this.
By the way: big respect for Fash, my personal guru. And for Shezzler, who never yields, like a little soldier!
Good luck Magnatolia! Convey my warmest regards to all the kangaroos you'll meet around home! ^___^
