"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Thechamp

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Post your best method to getting laid , ****y funny ******* game ??
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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comic_relief

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I just keep being my best self. Seems to work ok for me.

- comic_relief
 

old_skoolr

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Alot of guys (myelf included) who are good at ****y + funny dont really have routines. Its more on the spot impov.

Its more natural then memorizing a routine and worrying about stuffing it up.
 

RangerMIke

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Be observant and learn to see humor in most circumstances. You really don't have to be super funny... just be able to see humor in what's going on around you. If the woman likes you she'll laugh at whatever you are saying.
 

Building_and_Loan

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Honestly I've had better success playfully teasing a girl than being ****y/funny. Girls love it when you bust their chops, they eat that sh!t up as long as you do it well and not hurtful haha. Try to read the situation and girl, and don't overdo it to the point where she thinks you're just a jerk.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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