Post the worst excuse for flaking you've ever gotten.

[jmeredi]

Just wondering what excuses you guys have come across when you've been flaked on.

I was supposed to go out with this girl a couple of weeks ago but she texts me with the excuse that she is having a really heavy flow day :nervous: and was going to lay down cuz she felt like crap.

Anyone ever gotten that one?

Post your worst flake.

 

[Blackmm]

Just wondering what excuses you guys have come across when you've been flaked on.

I was supposed to go out with this girl a couple of weeks ago but she texts me with the excuse that she is having a really heavy flow day :nervous: and was going to lay down cuz she felt like crap.

Anyone ever gotten that one?

Post your worst flake.

Bytch was coming to see me, but lost the directions. She forgot her cellphone and couldn't call me so she went home (I guess they don't make pay phones anymore) to get it to call me. Somehow her girlfriend, who wanted her to hang out with her instead spilled a drink on the phone, so she couldn't call me. Mind you I hear about this about 4 days later.

 

[aliasguy]

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Worst ever:

"It's raining."

We were gonna cook at my house. Inside. It was so outta left field, i didn't even get pissed.

Hilarious.

I just said, "ok, maybe another time."

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[AfRoSwiss-Disiac]

Whe i get flaked on which is rarely I just keep my cool tell the girl another time and then when she calls me i tell her IM to busy so she knows she cant just use me at her convience

 

[skirtChaser]

how about that one chick who told you she had to go and have her back waxed?

 

[bluenorther]

It's called the Universal Excuse Archive!

I asked out that lovely top-client of mine once, for a Halloween dance-- traditional old-timey live music, with a mature crowd and no booze. It was her day off, so she should've had no trouble, and she doesn't date other men.
She gave me the Sick Cat Excuse.
I didn't believe it, but I didn't bother to call her on it.
I had a great time without her.
She's just a lame date is all.

 

[STR8UP]

"I'm too drunk, so I'm gonna follow my friend home."

Home was 10+ miles away, at 2:30am....prime time for a DUI.

My place, where she SAID she was headed, was a few blocks away from the garage where her car was parked.

Stupid beyotch.

 

[Blackmm]

We need to create a flake response database; excuses given by bytches:

I'm washing my hair
My friend is coming out of town to visit
I will be out of town the next two weeks
I can't find a babysitter
My phone doesn't work

 

[DJDamage]

Phone conversation a year ago:

Her: Listen DJD i can't meet with you this saturday, i am driving to see my sick grandmother in Buffalo, i am really really sorry!! I owe you one.

ME: Ok that's fine, but do you promise you will make it up to me???

HER: Yeah for sure I promise!!

ME: OK give me a call when you come back from your Grandma.

That is the last time I spoke with this flakey b1tch, she never called and neither did I. I didn't bother to call her because I felt the story was horesh1t from the begining and as soon as any girl starts telling me bullsh1t stories, i don't bother with her anymore and move on to the next.

 

[Blackmm]

Phone conversation a year ago:

Her: Listen DJD i can't meet with you this saturday, i am driving to see my sick grandmother in Buffalo, i am really really sorry!! I owe you one.

ME: Ok that's fine, but do you promise you will make it up to me???

HER: Yeah for sure I promise!!

ME: OK give me a call when you come back from your Grandma.

That is the last time I spoke with this flakey b1tch, she never called and neither did I. I didn't bother to call her because I felt the story was horesh1t from the begining and as soon as any girl starts telling me bullsh1t stories, i don't bother with her anymore and move on to the next.

The sick relative excuse. I forgot about that one. Added to the list.

 

[donovan]

The parents coming into town excuse. Happens all the time. Cool girls leave their parents at 11 and come over...

 

[Serialized3]

Awhile ago, I was gaming this chick from my old job. We had planned to go out on a Friday, and I called and left her a message that night. She gets back to me on a TUESDAY (in person) with this sob story:

"Sorry I didn't call you back but I went to the store with my sister and I didn't know but I left my phone in her car and then it got lost and we went to the bar and my phone must have fallen under the seat or something and I didn't have it all weekend but then I found it on Sunday night..."
"Uhuh, so why didn't you bother to give me a call when you found it?"
*deer in headlights*

Dumb.

 

[young_gun]

Hahahaha, some of these are hilarious. Last year, my roommate was (and still is) a huge AFC and we had a double-date lined up with two hotties. My date showed up, but his date didn't. She texted him at about midnight that night (5 hours after we went on the date) and said "Sorry I didn't come out with you tonight, I took a nap and just woke up." HAHA. Keep in mind this was on a Friday night.

 

[WaterTiger]

Excuses I Am Ashamed To Admit I've Used:
"Oh...was that tonight? I thought you said tomorrow."
"My friend just got dumped and I can't leave her alone."
"My friend's car broke down and I have to go get her."
"My cat got loose outside and I have to go find him."
"I have to write a paper for my college class."

Now when she offers up the "Sick Grandma excuse" or "Family came to visit line", give it right back.
"Your Nana's in the hospital? Which one? I want to send flowers!"
"Your Mom/Dad/Brother is here? I'd love to meet them! Can I come over?"

Watch her stammer and stutter over her lie!

 

[Nighthawk]

"I went to watch an orgy instead"

 

[christz]

i'll post a few

I fell asleep, Sorry
Its cold outside (which it wasn't)
Its raining (which is wasn't, we lived 10 minutes apart)

 

[ChrizZ]

chick texts me about 30mins before our date.

"Sry I don't feel like going out today. Have fun"

It's all good though cuz I met her sister there and made out with her.

 

[Nexus Polaris]

I always hate the, "I'm really busy this semester," excuse.

There's also the, "I'm talking to this guy from Pennsylvania. He isn't moving here until January, but I'm not going to just date somebody to date them until then."

 

[j0n024]

nice one Chrizz you should have rubbed it in her face maybe Kclosed at her front door if they live 2gethor! lol. I actually have one that was pretty funny, I was at the beach(rented house 2 story this was when there was a hurricane coming for TX) I met this girl there started talking got number and set something up for the week, she calls and bails at the last minute saying she was scared of the Hurricane coming(Hurricane already passed) I said whatever, went to a club and met this well endowed chick there started making out and when I was leaving I saw the girl that bailed on me and she started stuttering! You guys should have seen her face lol especially since my arm was wrapped around the other girl haha she called next day asking to get together ,lol women sometimes!

 

[T-Roy]

Ok ok. This one is just baffling. I need some feed back for this.

Me: Want to go to the dance?

Her: I've got to get to know you better.(We've known each other for two years at this point.)

~At the dance I hang around with her and a few other friends a bit and later she hooks up with some guy that justs asks her out during the dance.~