Post pregnancy scare thoughts

[Qualtran]

I just found out tonight that the girl I'm seeing is not pregnant. I don't think I've ever felt this relieved!

The last 10 days have been some of the most anxiety and stress filled days of my life, but right now I'm glad I had to go through them. I had never truly considered the significance of having sex until it came down to this situation where me and my partner were pretty sure she was pregnant.

Sex had always just been something to enjoy with someone I cared about, but this last week the full significance of the act really struck me. Sex is the precursor to the creation of life, and when you have sex with a girl, you have become her mate.

I'm definiteley not saying I'm going to stop having sex; I guess what I realized is how significant an act it is. Aside from the obvious such as being smarter about birth control, I know that I am going to be careful about who I choose to sleep with in the future. It seems this may not be in the spirit of being a DJ, but if I'm going to have sex with a girl in the future I really think I'll have to feel like she is someone that things would work out with if she did in fact get pregnant.

Thats all, oh man am I relieved!

 

[Mortukai]

It seems this may not be in the spirit of being a DJ, but if I'm going to have sex with a girl in the future I really think I'll have to feel like she is someone that things would work out with if she did in fact get pregnant.

Why would that not be in the spirit of the DJ? That sounds exactly like how a DJ should think about sex. A DJ isn't about having indiscriminate sex for hedonism and boredom. It's about being a great man, lover, and partner, and being highly selective. James Bond doesn't just pork any old chick. He's choosy.

 

[dietzcoi]

Glad to see you dodged that bullet.

The die hard chumps on here would have told you to marry the girl... what a disaster!

Be very careful. I still do not know why, but many girls think it is "cute", romantic, whatever, to get pregnant.

Yes, I know they are nuts but there are a lot of them out there who do it or at least think about doing it. Must be the hormones or something.

Let CPT Sav-a-ho marry these girls. You need to save yourself from this.

DIetzcoi

 

[nonstop]

you lucky b@stard!!!! congratulations dude

you're really living...

 

[MasterPlayer]

Same thing happened to me recently. She was a booty call for like a year. The girl said she was on the birthcontrol shot, I beleived her b/c I seen the box and everything. For the first year it was cool. Then after that I think she stopped taking it without my knowledge because she wanted to trap me. The dumb hor called me one day saying she's pregnant and wanted to keep it... even though we both agreed to an abortion before. I ran over there with some pregnancy test kits and made her take it. Thank-God she wasn't pregnant. I wanted to bash her head in with my Louisville slugger and I still do. Don't trust the b!tches when they say there on the shot or pill... don't even use their condoms use ur own (sometimes they poke holes in condoms so they break). Unless you got a girl you can really trust, I'd be carefull who you bang without a jimmy.

Find'em F-uc-k'm Flee
MasterPlayer