"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
Damn man, thanks to you, I almost had a heart attack...:cuss:SamePendo said:
Ok, I was suspecting something like this, but after a few "legit" frames, I let my guards down...
Fortunately I was pretty far away from my PC screen...
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
That is THE best damned optical illusion in the universe!!!!
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
rofl
ShizamDaMan
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I only saw one face in the last section. Is there something wrong with me?
That is why the sound is turned off by default when I do these dumb shockwave things
That is why the sound is turned off by default when I do these dumb shockwave things
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
I counted 6, maybe I have super high IQ
I was at home yesterday and asked my youngest bro to count how many black dots there were. ALL of his friends came in and started checking it, oohing and sorta aaahing when each new illusion came up. Sometimes it's hard to hold back the laughter.
I was at home yesterday and asked my youngest bro to count how many black dots there were. ALL of his friends came in and started checking it, oohing and sorta aaahing when each new illusion came up. Sometimes it's hard to hold back the laughter.
brucevangeorge
Banned
You FVCKER!
LOL!
LOL!
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
bassssssttttttttarrrddddd