"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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post-hospital castration

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yadda yadda in the hospital two weeeks boring shiit. back to the real life except, to put it lightly, i think my dicck is dysfunctional. i dont wanna go into great detail on a public forum, but im at a loss. my friends just thought it was a laugh and probably think im over it, but goddamnit i feel like a woman. i cant get ...there. i can get hard and **** but cant beat off. and i know i can break down the barrier with a bj, but fresh out i was over frisky and screwed my chances, and now that its been a month and a half since i've climaxed, well...im just too lazy now. its like when i quit pot, i kinda dont remember what it even feels like.

anyways now that all the people who cant help me have been disgusted, i have to beg anyone who went into the hospital for two weeks or so and have had your balls ripped off by it...what do you do? how do you get back to yourself?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I just had surgery on my ballsack (and armpit), and was banging away the next day. Perhaps you are gay. Do you ever dream about gladiators?
 
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you got castrated?!!!:eek:

If so, I'm sooo sorry!
 
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..You can't be serious???

What happened mate? Testicular cancer?!?!

And outta curiosity...you get both of em' cut off or only one.

I sincerely hope this is a joke....
 
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Just keep trying sport, it'll come to you....


Bwaaahahahahhaahahhaha!!

Sorry. :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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not castrated...idk if its the low blood pressure or the general exaustion, but i cant beat myself to orgasm. and im just too lazy/not inspired enough to go after it to have a girl do it for me, if it can happen.

and goddamn nighthawk. surgery on your junk and back to it next day? i feel like a monk
 
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Synthetic Testosterone... aka Steroids?

If your balls ain't working you got to inject that good stuff into you.
 
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BWAHAHA took a shower today and hadnt even bothered trying in the last week...and i made it! god that felt so fuccking good and im on this weird high feeling. mmm hell yeah that ended like fifty days of not emptying my balls

finalllllyyy
 
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Told you.... :D
 
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