Post Below One-liners that make Women Insecure

[KneghtRyder]

Heres one (In College):


Excuse me ma'am, are you a teacher or a student?

 

[speakeasy]

Say to a girl who is overweight, "so when are you expecting?"

 

[Master Bates]

Say to a girl who is overweight, "so when are you expecting?"

well that pretty much works for any girl, now doesn't it.

 

[KneghtRyder]

well that pretty much works for any girl, now doesn't it.

I'm sorry ma'am, are you having your period today ?

 

[Skel]

"Excuse me sir"

 

[Create Reality]

Go up to her and whisper so like no one else hears you, and say "I just wanted to tell you, you have a huge booger hanging out of your nose"

 

[azanon]

Except for that last one and maybe the first, the thread title should really be "lines that really piss women off". These aren't one and the same! Insecure!, not just outright pissed off.

Ok, continue!

 

[penkitten]

you're crazy

 

[KneghtRyder]

you're crazy

nah..see if you said 'your crazy' she wont care..she might thank me for pointing it out

 

[penkitten]

that one always pisses me off and then makes me wonder if i am....and then pisses me off again