Post a Qoute

[Mission]

Hey guys, just thought I would start a fun thread where you can post funny qoutes on girls and sex, or whatever you want. Go nuts

"Having a girl as a friend, is like winning 10 cents in the lottery"
"Wrap it before you tap it"
"Always check the condition of the turf before stepping out into the field"

--Mission

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Die when you can't do no more damage
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[brucevangeorge]

Bros before hoes.

 

[ntssv]

Wax that stinger

 

[ntssv]

happier than a puppy with two peckers

She says "your sh!tting me"... You say "I wouldn't sh!t you, you're my favorite terd"

 

[chickenlegs03]

Mike Tyson:
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

Mike Tyson (on Lennox Lewis):
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Mike Tyson (on Tyrell Biggs):
"He was screaming like my wife."

Mike Tyson (on the media):
“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[ntssv]

Mike Tyson:
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

Mike Tyson (on Lennox Lewis):
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Mike Tyson (on Tyrell Biggs):
"He was screaming like my wife."

Mike Tyson (on the media):
“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Tyson has an IQ the size of a pea.