"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mission

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Hey guys, just thought I would start a fun thread where you can post funny qoutes on girls and sex, or whatever you want. Go nuts

"Having a girl as a friend, is like winning 10 cents in the lottery"
"Wrap it before you tap it"
"Always check the condition of the turf before stepping out into the field"

--Mission
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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happier than a puppy with two peckers

She says "your sh!tting me"... You say "I wouldn't sh!t you, you're my favorite terd"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Mike Tyson:
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

Mike Tyson (on Lennox Lewis):
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Mike Tyson (on Tyrell Biggs):
"He was screaming like my wife."

Mike Tyson (on the media):
“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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chickenlegs03 said:
Mike Tyson:
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

Mike Tyson (on Lennox Lewis):
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Mike Tyson (on Tyrell Biggs):
"He was screaming like my wife."

Mike Tyson (on the media):
“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Tyson has an IQ the size of a pea.
 
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